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    All the typoes of sex:


    The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you’re blue in the face.

    The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime. Including the kitchen.

    The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you’ve got to do it in the bedroom.

    The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

    There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the court.

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    My wife was sitting in the porch when I got home.

    "I forgot my front door key this morning." She explained.

    "Why didn't you use the spare key hidden in the greenhouse?" I asked.

    "Do I look stupid?" She replied. "That only fits the back door, you idiot."



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    Back in the 70s I had a Goblin Teasmaid in my bedroom.

    Now she just snores and farts.



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    "Can I ask you a question, as a woman?" I asked my wife.

    "Of course dear," she replied.

    "Thanks love - does this dress make me look fat?"



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    Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'What you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?' I said, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken'. She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the dog!'

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