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    Default Re: Bamber, you're sick!

    Well, multiply 38 years by 1.5 = 57 years; so roughly, I'll have sobered up properly by the time I'm 111 years old.

    That`s ok then Bamber, you have no chance of getting a hangover............................ apart the big one you have over you trouser belt



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    Default Re: Bamber, you're sick!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    I tried a bottle of ginger beer a couple of weeks back - WAAYYYY too sweet!

    As for sobering up...

    ...you know how a REALLY good night on the piss takes about a day and a half to recover from?

    Well, multiply 38 years by 1.5 = 57 years; so roughly, I'll have sobered up properly by the time I'm 111 years old.

    And the other downside is, if you haven't been drinking when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day, horrible thought, think I'll go and get a beer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kipper View Post
    And the other downside is, if you haven't been drinking when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day, horrible thought, think I'll go and get a beer...
    BASTARD
    I wanna beer!
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Thumbs up Re: Bamber, you're sick!

    OK calm down, relax, go straight to the pub ,get a soda and ask the barmaid to gently rub her amply breasts on your head.



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    Default Re: Bamber, you're sick!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    BASTARD
    I wanna beer!

    and you just made me spit coffee everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    OK calm down relax, go straight to the pub ,get a soda and ask the barmaid to gently rub her amply breast on you head.
    Ample breasts? Alice only works the occasional Wednesday evening.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Default Re: Bamber, you're sick!

    ohhh fuck me, uhhh,ok go out, grab the first big titted bint you see, drag her in the pub, buy her a drink and tell her to get her tits oot, then plant ya napper inbetween them. SHEESH!



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    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    Well, multiply 38 years by 1.5 = 57 years; so roughly, I'll have sobered up properly by the time I'm 111 years old.

    That`s ok then Bamber, you have no chance of getting a hangover............................ apart the big one you have over you trouser belt
    ...and that's shrunk by 2 holes on the belt - seems that with this heart problem I also had a water retention problem.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    ...and that's shrunk by 2 holes on the belt - seems that with this heart problem I also had a water retention problem.

    Well we got a hosepipe ban up here, so can you pop up and piss in the Bewl Reservoir and top it up please...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    BASTARDI wanna beer!
    I didn't have a beer in the end, I settled for a Heineken lager instead...






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    Tasted just like piss...

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    16 March

    I'm in the range!

    My INR reading today was 2.2; it needs to be between 2 and 3, so my blood is now thin enough not to clot easily.

    I'll be checked again first thing Wednesday to make sure I've not shot over 3 on my current warfarin dose, then only weekly check ups.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Way to go Bamber, you will be back on the ale in no time.
    KEEP YOUR CHINS UP ,BONNY LAD.



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    Default Re: Bamber, you're sick!

    that's WONDERFUL news!!!


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    Default Re: Bamber, you're sick!

    Great News mate ~ am delighted ~ just keep it going ......

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    Default Re: Bamber, you're sick!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    16 March

    I'm in the range!

    My INR reading today was 2.2; it needs to be between 2 and 3, so my blood is now thin enough not to clot easily.

    I'll be checked again first thing Wednesday to make sure I've not shot over 3 on my current warfarin dose, then only weekly check ups.
    Congrats for leveling off Bamber, hope you stay on an even keel now. However, coming from a "veteran" warfarin taker, keep getting your check ups. I was on the same dosage for five years and two months ago I had to have my dosage put way up from what it used to be??????? A few times over the last eight years my number shot to over 7.0, my doctor says that many of his patients all do this at the same time and they don't know why, so keep getting your checkups even tho' they are a PITA.

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    21 March

    I'm leveled off on my INR - 2.8 reading today, so just a weekly check on Wednesday mornings from now on.

    Just want the echocardiogram result now, and the heart consultant to decide what to do to try to put things right.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Default Re: Bamber, you're sick!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    21 March

    I'm leveled off on my INR - 2.8 reading today, so just a weekly check on Wednesday mornings from now on.

    Just want the echocardiogram result now, and the heart consultant to decide what to do to try to put things right.

    Keep up the good work...... XOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

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    Default Re: Bamber, you're sick!


    Nice one Bamber
    nice one son
    nice one Bamber
    lets have another one.



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