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    Default Why is marraige so difficult ??

    One would think after being married for a long period things would get easier because you think you know your partner but instead things just get more complicated and harder to fix.

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    Well they do if you live in the same house...

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    "I am so sick of your shit!" lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    "I am so sick of your shit!" lol

    So am I now move out our marriage is over...

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    So am I now move out our marriage is over...
    lmao ... but I LIKE it here, YOU move out! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    lmao ... but I LIKE it here, YOU move out! lol
    I slept with your sister, and the dog...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kipper View Post
    I slept with your sister, and the dog...
    I don't care, you ain't slept with me in awhile! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I don't care, you ain't slept with me in awhile! lol
    I faked my orgasms anyway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kipper View Post
    I faked my orgasms anyway...
    then that makes 2 of us lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    then that makes 2 of us lol
    I always thought you were having an asthma attack anyway. And I'm sure the kids ain't all mine, 3 are black, 2 look like Jackie Chan and the only white one has Ginger hair!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kipper View Post
    I always thought you were having an asthma attack anyway. And I'm sure the kids ain't all mine, 3 are black, 2 look like Jackie Chan and the only white one has Ginger hair!
    well, you wuz bizzy having sex with the dog and my sister, WTF was I supposed to do?! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    well, you wuz bizzy having sex with the dog and my sister, WTF was I supposed to do?! lol

    Cook the fucking dinner!! or should I say burn the dinner AGAIN...Fuck knows how you can burn a salad...

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    with a fecking match!
    I prolly wouldn't burn it if you'd get your arse out of the bar at a decent hour! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    with a fecking match!
    I prolly wouldn't burn it if you'd get your arse out of the bar at a decent hour! lol
    Well I don't come home coz you get upset easy, I went out the other Friday and never got back till the Monday and you were upset, I thought fuck knows who's upset her, couldn't have been me as I hadn't been there....

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    how many times did I TELL you that your mother would be here on Saturday! I had to spend the whole weekend with the bitch! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I don't care, you ain't slept with me in awhile! lol


    Oh the hell with him squirt I thinks he's a bit gay anyways you know I am always here.

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    we've been married nearly 35 years ... just not to each other lol


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    Hilarious !! but it does have truth to it. Thats what happens when you have been married for along long time. You tend to bring up every single disagreement baggage. A marraige needs to have a weight limit to not exceed :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevent222 View Post


    Oh the hell with him squirt I thinks he's a bit gay anyways you know I am always here.


    He is Steven, he once wanked into my wank sock.



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    he once wanked into my wank sock...

    That don't make you gay does it ?!?!

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