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    "Knock Knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "It's the police, sir."

    "You'll have to wait, I'm having a shit."

    " We know, Sir, The phone box has glass sides!"



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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    "Knock knock"

    "Who's there?"

    "It's the undertaker sir... Good job I checked."



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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Knock knock...



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    Go away, I'm busy.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Knock Knock



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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Knock Knock.

    "Oscar, fuck off, it's not funny! I'm trying to have a shit."


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    knock knock!!!!



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    GO AWAY!

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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Go away who?

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    ​Knock knock knock!



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    Who's there?
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    ..............To



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    ..............To who?
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    Talking Re: Knock-knock





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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Buy a doorbell you cheap tightfisted Mackem!

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    Ding Dong



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    Doncha know? Mackems don't buy doorbells. They nick them from your house.

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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    I have plenty of buttons but the bell inside the house i can`t get to that.



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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    I have plenty of buttons but the bell inside the house i can`t get to that.
    Ah, so THAT's why you were knocking on my door.
    You've nicked my bell push and now are trying to get in to nick the actual bell.
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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    I have been practicing picking my nose so i will be good at picking your lock but i just made it bleed.



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