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    You made my lock bleed?

    Great. Now as well as mopping the floor and doing the laundry today, I have to wipe the door down and polish the lock.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    No Thilly I made my noth bleed.It`th my blood all over doorth and lock, it`s thstill thtinging too.Have ya goth a hanky?



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    I've got a lot of these. The person I got them for doesn't use them any longer.

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ith remember them .thank you, ith canth thtop my noth bleeding now.



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    "Knock knock ouch!"

    "Who's there?"

    "Arthur."

    "Arthur who?"

    "Arthur Ritis."



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    "Knock, knock," I said to my blind mate.

    "Who's there?" He asked.

    "Doctor,"

    "Doctor who?"

    "Correct!" I giggled.

    "I see what you did there," he replied.

    And that's when I reported him for benefit fraud.



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    "Knock knock"

    "Who's there"

    "Hakeem"

    "Hakeem who?"

    "HAKEEM IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL"



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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Knock Knock................................... ..................



    I attempted a knock knock joke, but there was no response.


    Please come to my office in the NSBAPOI club between 9am and 3pm, Monday to Thursday to collect your punchline.


    Thank You.



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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    so ... me then? lol

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    I can hear the groans already but I had a bit of fun with these...lol

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