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    Default Knock-knock

    Knock-knock.

    Who's there?

    Dishes.

    Dishes who?

    Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!



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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Quote Originally Posted by Boys Night Out View Post
    Knock-knock.


    Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!



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    There is ..... it's called Groaners!

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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Banana

    Banana who?

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Banana

    Banana who?

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Banana

    Banana who?

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Banana

    Banana who?

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Orange

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad I didn't say banana? lol


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    Default Re: Knock-knock

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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Amos
    Amos Who?
    A mosquito
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Anna
    Anna Who
    Annather mosquito
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Arthur
    Arthur who?
    Arthurd mosquito
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Nicholas
    Nicholas who?
    Nicholas women shouldn't climb trees.

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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Knock knock.

    "Who's there?"

    "Boy George."

    "Give me a chance to clear out my dressing room, you cunt!"





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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Tom Jones has been sacked off The voice and is being replaced by Boy George.



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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Whatever "The voice" is. TV program?
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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    It`s a shitty tv show, BBC`s version of the X factory. I don`t watch either, i just seen it on the news.



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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Ok i`ll try again.....
    Knock knock.

    "Who's there?"

    "Boy George."

    "Give me a chance to clear out my dressing room, you cunt!"

    Now do you get it bamber



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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Sort of spoils it when you have to explain the joke first, doesn't it?
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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    I still laughed at it the second time and i heard it before the first time



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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    Do you know who invented Knock Knock?

    2 Chaps!

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    There's a Scots pun if ever there was one.
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    Knock knock jokes... Completely wasted on the homeless.



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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    My son asked me the other day, what I thought about knock-knock jokes.

    I replied, "They don't ring any bells.."


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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    KNOCK...kNOCK!

    WHO'S THERE?

    WAITING

    WAITING WHO??................................... .......

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    Default Re: Knock-knock

    knock knock ...

    quick, hide ... it's the Jehovah's Witches!

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