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    Varmint!
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Cad!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    Pillock.

    It's a shortened version of 'pillicock', a Norwegian slang word for penis.
    I had thought pillock was a modern word, but my dictionary says it's eighteenth century. It doesn't mention Norway.


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    Vag-er Badger...
    We're smug, self-righteous, pompous and self-important assholes, but damn it, we're right!

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    My favorite thing to say when someone asks, "Do I detect sarcasm?" is, "I can think of more intelligent ways to insult someone than that."
    We're smug, self-righteous, pompous and self-important assholes, but damn it, we're right!

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    Mine will always be 'F**KTARD" ever sense I heard it on jokeroo's roofessions. Ha!
    Have always been fond of "TALLYWAKER" also. I use it as having a small penis and understand it's also a Scottish Ale. LOL!

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    to be a smart ass, you first have to be smart, otherwise, you're just an ass lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff_the_Beard View Post
    I had thought pillock was a modern word, but my dictionary says it's eighteenth century. It doesn't mention Norway.
    I normally use a dictionary compiled by slang expert Jonathon Green for reference but I don't have access to my copy at the moment.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    I have actually been called a miopic pudenda.

    The person who said it was surprised when I told him not to call me a short-sighted cunt; he didn't know I knew Latin (actually, he didn't know it WAS Latin).
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    I have called Brilor a Skirt wearing shirt lifting Jock poofter a few times.



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    Minge licking cougar.



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    DNA-deprived taint barnacle
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    Fucking congrats on bastard MOD POD ya furry faced shit kicker....

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    I'm surprise you fart wranglers managed to come up with a decent thread.



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    I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!


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    Bravo! this one was destined for a MOD POD! All tight lipped tallywakers should get one.

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    Common Canadian expressions:
    "Dumb as a sack full of hockey pucks".
    "Shit for brains"

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    Congrats on mod pod you bum licking wazzok.



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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
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    I would like to dedicate this trophy to all the trollops, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells and riff-raff who liked and contributed to this thread.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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