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    Does your momma know you are out of your cage?

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    you're not an asshole ... you're a whole ass! lol

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    Oh what a glorious rant:

    Motorcycles and Jeremy Vine | Longrider
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    got a load off, didn't he? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by muchtrouble10 View Post
    Does your momma know you are out of your cage?
    Reminds me of my friend Eric. When his daughter was being a pest she was told to "Get back in your box".
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    I like the sound you make when you shut up lol

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    all our customerscmake us smile, some when they walk in the door, others when they walk out of it.

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    go suck a wet fart from a dead pigeon.

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    which rock did you crawl out from under? lol

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    Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.

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    So, you think I'm a little too small to drive that big truck... "I don't have to push it, I drive it!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodgrief View Post
    Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.
    I think that is one of the better descriptions of the average politician.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    I told Koni he couldn't use "twat".
    Can I use the word Nigger? Cause WOW! I've got a bunch of them.

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    LOL! That was turely a good one Bamber. Still laughing abit...

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    probably not a good idea lol


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    your elevator doesn't quite go all the way to the top, does it? lol

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    I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one ...

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    Were you born an obnoxious asshole or did you work very hard at becoming one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodgrief View Post
    Were you born an obnoxious asshole or did you work very hard at becoming one?
    I must admit to using something similar on several occasions. The last time was to a political candidate canvassing for votes.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    I hope you step on a Lego!

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    To a very inconsiderate neighbour: "So you're telling me you chose this neighbourhood because it is friendly? Well, honey, it works both ways."

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