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    I'm not sure if you're on too many drugs or not enough ...

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    I carry a couple of these around with me...



    ...then when someone says something patently stupid I can offer them one with the comment

    "I think you lost this."
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    lmao ... *putting that one in my pocket!* lol


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    Anne has them as well But she calls them her lurve balls and the ain`t in her pocket.



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    If I want any shit from you, I'll scratch your head lol

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    And i will get kipper to give you a pokey bum clitty flick.



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    you are living proof that humans can live without brains lol

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    Lady, do you seriously think this grocery store would sell brown mushrooms if they were poisonous?

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    You both have stinky poo farty breath.



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    takes one to know one lol

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    He's a clitoral prepuce.

    (Well, it's less coarse than calling him "a bit of a cunt")
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    Posh twat .........Well that`s better then calling you a upper class twit of the year.



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    I love your outfit ... did it come with a pole? lol

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    I'm sorry you missed the smart train and ended up on the back of the fucktard wagon, then fell into the dumbass ditch! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodgrief View Post
    Were you born an obnoxious asshole or did you work very hard at becoming one?
    Yesterday I watched someone drive into the local hospital car park through the exit rather than the entrance. The driver had obviously seen the NO ENTRY written on the ground as he actually slowed down to read it before driving over it.

    I walked into the car park as he was getting out of the car and asked "Were you born a moron or do you practice to reach that level of stupidity? If it was up to me people like you would not just have your driving license revoked, you wouldn't be allowed to BREATH unsupervised!"

    I left him stood there with his mouth wide open and a bemused look on his face, before I found myself resorting to viler epithets or physical violence.
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    But you did not see me stick my tongue out at you when you walked away.



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    How DO you manage, attached to such a huge prick?

    That wasn't a compliment, by the way...

    ...and I was talking to your tiny penis.
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    [jimg]qxe5/z3/n/U/Y/e/nUYea.aaa.1-thats-insulting.jpg[/jimg]

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    [jimg]qxe5/z3/n/U/Y/e/nUYea.baa.1-thats-insulting.jpg[/jimg]

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    But but but there is no one there.



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