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    Konifur suggested an insults thread. I have put it here in the Jokes forum rather than Society so it doesn't get lost in the blizzard of AtoZ threads.

    These are from a poem by British comedian Mike Harding; the female of the species...

    tight-lipped, crab-faced, mewling, mithering,
    Niggardly, sour-faced, crab-mouthed,
    Cold-titted, tight-arsed, moaning,
    Sullen, frozen-legs-together,
    Money-grubbing bitches

    ...and the males...

    sly-eyed, twisty-mouthed grabbers and fumblers,
    The shifty-faced, two-tongued, leadswinging lizards,
    The snotty-nosed, mardy-arsed bullies
    And false friends

    Full poem here:
    Bring on the Rosy-Cheeked Girls | Mike Harding
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    Konifur suggested an insults thread. I have put it here in the Jokes forum rather than Society so it doesn't get lost in the blizzard of AtoZ threads.

    These are from a poem by British comedian Mike Harding; the female of the species...

    tight-lipped, crab-faced, mewling, mithering,
    Niggardly, sour-faced, crab-mouthed,
    Cold-titted, tight-arsed, moaning,
    Sullen, frozen-legs-together,
    Money-grubbing bitches

    ...and the males...

    sly-eyed, twisty-mouthed grabbers and fumblers,
    The shifty-faced, two-tongued, leadswinging lizards,
    The snotty-nosed, mardy-arsed bullies
    And false friends

    Full poem here:
    Bring on the Rosy-Cheeked Girls | Mike Harding


    I love those A to Z threads...

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    To me, one of the best was between George Bernard Shaw and Churchill....

    Shaw wrote...."I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play ~ bring a friend....if you have one"


    Churchill's reply......"Cannot possibly attend first night ~ will attend second....if there is one.."

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    Overhere,......"Ant-Fucker" - to describe people who stick obsessively to the rules or one who is too much of a perfectionist!!

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    My partner referred to his manager as a "rusty cunt-bucket" the other day on the ride home from work and I nearly died.
    We're smug, self-righteous, pompous and self-important assholes, but damn it, we're right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilMissPurrfect View Post
    Overhere,......"Ant-Fucker" - to describe people who stick obsessively to the rules or one who is too much of a perfectionist!!
    Umm! you swore!!!

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    A touch of Latin, anyone?

    Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

    (I will sodomize and face-fuck you)
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    I wanna say Twat but Bamber said i could`nt.

    Bum sniffing turd burglar.



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    Greek for you stupid wanker = ηλίθιο μαλάκας



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    Pillock.

    It's a shortened version of 'pillicock', a Norwegian slang word for penis.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    I often call my big sis, Smelly beef curtains.



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    I often get called this when in Spain .....usted cum chupar bandido culo!

    Meaning... You cum sucking arse bandit!

    Usually off a waiter when running out without paying my bill.



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    Miasmic hoary flatus

    (smelly old fart)
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Mackem insults to gay men....

    Fudge packer
    anal assassin
    rectum raider
    brown hatter
    pillow biter.

    Mackem insults to lesbians....

    Carpet muncher
    cunning linguist
    gash gobblers
    vulva mechanics
    lickerty splitters.




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    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    Mackem insults to gays men....
    What, no uphill gardener?
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    That`s what upper class twits from Devon call them.



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    A common Mackem insult to women in general..... Snakes with tits .



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    If my dog had a face like yours, l would shave it's ass, and make it walk backwards....

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    sorry sack of sardine shit has always been my fav! lol










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    Rascal...

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