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    I'd tell him to do an impossible act and build a fence lol

    What if your association president told you to take down a sign in your own yard because it offended some people

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    I'd tell him to fuck off.

    What if the blonde next door asked you to stop staring at her tits!

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    I'd thank them very nicely... i mean her... i mean... ahhhhhhhhh stuff it... i'd invite her in for a cuppa and some brugmansia clippings.

    What if the blonde next door offered herself to you but she was a MAN!


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    If "she' wanted to cut my grass then fine!


    What if your neighbour used to be an ex lover for whom you still had the hots for?

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    That's a good one, mmmmmmmm I would stay in my own back yard because the grass isn't greener on the other side....
    What if-----> bread cost $20 would you still buy it?

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    No I could live without it......eventually

    What if Booze was banned would you buy it illegally?

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    I don't buy it now, so it wouldn't bother me.

    ​What if----> Your spouse told you they were Gay?

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    I would ask him when he figured that out and if he had been with someone so I could get checked and if he wanted to stay married

    What if.... you saw a ghost?

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    I did but I thought maybe it was my imagination just messing with me, it gave me goose bumps.

    What if----> Money grow on tree's

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    It does. Wood is pulped into paper!

    What if the tables were turned and mice caught you in a trap?

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    Wouldn't make any difference cause everyone would have one if not couple hundred, and the money would be worthless, kinda like it is now.

    What if you woke up one morning and was able to do very difficult mathematics in your head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    It does. Wood is pulped into paper!

    What if the tables were turned and mice caught you in a trap?
    I'm too wise for that lol


    Quote Originally Posted by stevent222 View Post
    Wouldn't make any difference cause everyone would have one if not couple hundred, and the money would be worthless, kinda like it is now.

    What if you woke up one morning and was able to do very difficult mathematics in your head?
    the world would be mine lol


    What if-----> men had baby's

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    Then the shirtlifters would be delighted.

    What if today was your last day on earth. Who would you shag?

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    Most all families would have one child.

    What if no one on this planet knew what the word Racist ment?




    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    What if today was your last day on earth. Who would you shag?
    First Hottie I saw.

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    Then we would be all coffee coloured?

    What if we all had to die at 30 just like in Logan's Run?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    Then the shirtlifters would be delighted.

    What if today was your last day on earth. Who would you shag?

    This guy LOL J/k My hubby for sure.....

    Quote Originally Posted by stevent222 View Post
    Most all families would have one child.

    What if no one on this planet knew what the word Racist ment?

    Then we would live in a wonderful world....

    What if ----> you had only three days to live what are you going to with those three days????
    Last edited by Sexylady007; 06-25-2014 at 02:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexylady007 View Post
    ..What if ----> you had only three days to live what are you going to with those three days????
    I would let this girl have my body for the full three days.
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    You Got so excited you forgot to give us a What if ROTFLMAOooooooooo

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    what if I sent Steven to the naughty step for being such a bad boy? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexylady007 View Post
    You Got so excited you forgot to give us a What if ROTFLMAOooooooooo
    I've been in lust with Ariel Dawn Piperfawn ever sense she came out when she was 18 some 10 years ago and she still looks like his. I've studied Czechoslovakian in the hopes to meet her one day so I'd be able to talk with her. So then could cross her name off my Bucket List.

    What if . . . you had a time machine?

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