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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    what if I sent Steven to the naughty step for being such a bad boy? lol
    Only if its for more then three days and with her there with me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevent222 View Post

    What if . . . you had a time machine?
    I go back to when my brother was alive & spend one more day with him

    What if ----> you couldn't see any more?

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    I'd get a guide dog.

    What if your sex drive diminished?

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    I would die,, trying to revive it that is

    What if>>>>>> I hit Manzy in the head with ?

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    I hope you have your funeral & cemetery plot already payed for payed for.

    What if... you wee watching T.V. and when a commercial came on the person in there said your name and started talking to you.

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    I would run to the cupboard and take my meds !!! LOL

    What would you do if you won a million dollar lottery?

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    Come see you gf so we could go shopping....

    What if-----> someone from the roo showed up on your door step?

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    I would shake hands or give hugs and/or kisses and invite them in and make plans

    What if..... everyone was the same?

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    We'd all be farting and speaking Mackem then!

    What if you woke up and found you were 20 years older?

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    I did... it was horrible. I was 34, Was coming home from a friends house n got smashed off my bike by a dickhead in daddies car on his effing cell fome. I woke up 3 weeks later in the broken body of a 55 year old. Im now 46 and i hobble around like a 65 year old, sometimes i feel 75.

    What if... "the one that got away" came back and said she (or he) made a mistake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by homeinspec View Post
    I would die,, trying to revive it that is

    What if>>>>>> I hit Manzy in the head with ?
    and I'm the one throwing rocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by 01Aladdin View Post
    I did... it was horrible. I was 34, Was coming home from a friends house n got smashed off my bike by a dickhead in daddies car on his effing cell fome. I woke up 3 weeks later in the broken body of a 55 year old. Im now 46 and i hobble around like a 65 year old, sometimes i feel 75.

    What if... "the one that got away" came back and said she (or he) made a mistake?
    Wow sorry to hear that my goodness

    i would say thanks for the apology but I am married now

    What if... You were offered a chance to go to the moon?

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    I'll pass that's to far away from home for me lol

    What if-------------> you could eat what ever you wanted and never get Fat/fluffy lol

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    I would be afraid I was in heaven and I'm not ready to go there yet,, I have to meet Manzy Girl next year to see if the really hurt her head,, lol

    What if,,,, you went to the store and could not find your way home again

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    I would know then i had Alzheimer's & i would have to go get some help

    What if----------> when you had your film develop you got pictures that showed a murder

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    I would be flabbergasted and run to the police

    [B][SIZE=4]What if >>>>> you got caught sneaking into a drive in movie in the trunk of the car,,

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    I guess that would be one show i wouldn't be seeing...lol

    What if-----> the Government cut off S.S what would you do?

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    I would go to Canada as it shows me this country is going into a communist/dictatorship

    What if ........... the Government cut off ALL welfare aid?

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    Then just come to the UK we give every immigrant rather than our own.


    What if you had to become a Muslim?

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    I would shoot myself or run like hell,

    What if >>>>>>>>. you had to protect Obuma?

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