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    Let's play the what if game.
    I'll started it off with my what if
    you answer it then put your what if...

    What if you woke up one day & everything was gone that you had ever known about & you where all alone.
    what would you do???

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    I would retrace my steps to see what happened, listen to the news see if the world ended, then probably go into shock lol

    What if.. you woke up and you were bald?

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    Oh god I am so vain so i would lose it, then go buy me a wig lol......

    What if.. you where in a high class Resaurant and your spouse farted out loud?

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    LOL!!

    I would lower my head and probably start laughing and no eye contact with him or I'd lose it lol

    What if... you woke up one morning next to a stranger?

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    Now that would scare the living crap out of me, I say so what's up doc lmboooooo
    What if... while you were out shopping all of a sudden everyone started running...

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    I'd run with them LOL!! when in Rome

    What if... you went outside and there was a flying saucer in your yard

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    Oh that was a good answer manzy Because i would of done the same thing....




    I would start taking picture's and post them on here so you guy's could say she's really off her rocker now for sure lol...

    What if.... you poop your self at the family reunion what would you do????
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    LMBO!!! you'd take pictures, I'd want to talk to the little green martian dude

    Oh Hell no! LOL!! I'd find my most reliable family member and ask if they had some spare clothes

    What if... you went hiking in the mountains and got lost, what would you do?

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    Sense I don't have a cell phone like most do couldn't dial 911, so would keep walking in a straight line west. Cause I was a Boy Scout and know west. There would be someone one of these days.

    What if . . . you were stranded on a desert island and only had one sandwich what type of sandwich would you like it to be?

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    ONE sammitch??? I'd like it to be a magical never ending sammitch lol

    What if you woke up one morning with your own dick on the pillow next to you and a little note saying "you shoulda made me cum"

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    I would immediately wake up and end that nightmare ,, lol

    What if ,,,, you woke up and found Squirty looking down at you laughing hysterically?

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    I set up and say squirt girl what you doing here & what are you laughing about so hard, she would say because i can't believe i'm really here seeing you in the flesh lol
    then i hug her neck and take her out for a nice breakfast....

    What if----> you won the big lotto jack pot what would you do first with the money???



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    Good question, I want to say 1st I would help my family (sister) then pay off my bills

    What if... you were home alone and someone started to open your front door?

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    that did happen to me I pick up the baseball bat & said Can I help you get the hell off my front porch.......

    What if------> you found a big bag of money
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    you go girl, I need a bat but my dogs alert me lol

    If I found a bag of money, I'd probably look around for a camera lol.. then look inside for any ownership, take it home and pace the room, decide whether to turn it in

    What if... someone approached you and wanted to put you in a movie?

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    has happened but my dad shipped out and we had to move,,,

    what if ,,,, you saw a shark while swimming would you freeze or try to swim away?

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    Just in case you find yourself in the extremely unlikely circumstance of being in the water with a shark looming nearby, here are five things you should absolutelynever do, as recommended by the shark experts themselves.
    1. Don't FREAK OUT
    2. Don't try to escape by swimming and splashing away furiously
    3. Don't turn your back to the shark
    4. D5. Don't force a "moment"on't rely completely on "shark repellent"

    That's what they say but I'm going to swim as fast as my legs & arms will go


    What if-----> You saw your picture in one of those wal-mart funny pic's on the internet


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    then I would be out of place as I am just too damn good for that ,

    What if-----> you saw a picture of you in the post office? LOL

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    it wasn't me i've been framed lol

    What if----> you woke up one day and their was martial law and all your rights were taken away?

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    That's not funny Sexylady cause I do see that coming. Although I am a Survivor and will get through it.

    What if you were a Marine biologist and were suba diving and came across a Mermaid or Merman that spoke in your languish what would you do?


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