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    mines 50yr old! liken to elephants

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    That test is bull crap! I can still hear a Chickadee at a thousand yards and can't stand a ticking clock in my bedroom, even if it's battery operated.

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    Great; now I have tinnitus.

    ...and the hearing of a 70 years old parakeet, apparently.
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    I don't need a test to tell me my hearing is bad, the "huh, what?" says it all lol










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    That sound put me over the edge......... It said I had the hearing of a 52 year old? I beg to differ...
    Nothing wrong with my radar..... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Diablo50 View Post
    That sound put me over the edge......... It said I had the hearing of a 52 year old? I beg to differ...
    Nothing wrong with my radar..... lol
    LMAO! Please don't fly in front of my satellite dish. Bats cause pixel loss.

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    hearing of a 44 year old with the range of a effalump.

    thats good i spose since im 47 lmao

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    Eh? ....
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    think i found the problem Bambery:


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    Quote Originally Posted by 01Aladdin View Post
    hearing of a 44 year old with the range of a effalump.

    thats good i spose since im 47 lmao
    ​And you call yourself old?????????????????? LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodgrief View Post
    That test is bull crap! I can still hear a Chickadee at a thousand yards and can't stand a ticking clock in my bedroom, even if it's battery operated.
    You have the hearing of a
    10-YEAR-OLD 18.7%
    with a frequency range similar to a chimpanzee!
    And I do have a ticking clock in my bed room I also have ear plugs just so I cannot hear it while trying to get to sleep.

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    Pardon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kipper View Post
    Pardon?
    what was the question? and are you over your man flu yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodgrief View Post
    ​And you call yourself old?????????????????? LMAO!
    That's enough outta you, you young whipper-smurfer! Don't make me take my walkin stick to your bubble! And git off mah lawn you young varmint!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 01Aladdin View Post
    That's enough outta you, you young whipper-smurfer! Don't make me take my walkin stick to your bubble! And git off mah lawn you young varmint!!

    I don't think you'd beat an old lady with your cane. You're a cream puff! Love you for being one!
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    Ahhhh well there's the problem then... i lost a lot of my mind in the bike crash... saw my marbles rolling off down the road and into a drain lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 01Aladdin View Post
    Ahhhh well there's the problem then... i lost a lot of my mind in the bike crash... saw my marbles rolling off down the road and into a drain lol
    ​Lemme guess.... Once the marbles were gone, there was enough space to fill the cranium with brain cells.

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    You have the hearing of a

    10-YEAR-OLD




    with a frequency range similar to a chimpanzee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexylady007 View Post
    You have the hearing of a

    10-YEAR-OLD




    with a frequency range similar to a chimpanzee!
    There'd be no getting away with whispering around you lmao

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