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    In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However, in the school of life, there are some formulas that may hold true! So here are some interesting mathematical formulas from the school of life!


    ROMANCE MATHE MATICS


    Smart man + Smart woman = Romance

    Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair

    Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage

    Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy


    OFFICE ARITHEMETIC

    Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit


    Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production

    Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion

    Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime


    SHOPPING MATH

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


    HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man,

    You must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman,

    You must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.




    LONGEVITY

    Married men live longer than single men,
    But married men are a lot more willing to die.




    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


    A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
    But he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
    But she does.


    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    (Then she worries about the husband...)
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who finds such a man.


    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.










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    It appears I know more dumb people than smart people.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    might need it at some point? lol










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