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    Cool Amazing Amazon reviews. Adds welcome

    I was going to post this in the "Misfit toys" thread as one of the most unlikely computer simulator games ever...



    ...then I read the reviews and decided to create a thread for Amazon reviews as those on this product are so humorous. Read them here: Street Cleaning Simulator
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    Default Re: Amazing Amazon reviews. Adds welcome

    I've got to include the famous "Veet for men" reviews: Veet for Men
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    Default Re: Amazing Amazon reviews. Adds welcome

    How fresh would this be by the time it was delivered? Some of my Amazon orders have taken almost 2 weeks to arrive.

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    Default Re: Amazing Amazon reviews. Adds welcome

    Back in the eighties I knew a woman who bred rabbits for showing. She obviously had more than she wanted to keep, so advertised the surplus. Some of her callers got upset when she asked "Do you want it alive or oven ready?"

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    Default Re: Amazing Amazon reviews. Adds welcome

    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    How fresh would this be by the time it was delivered? Some of my Amazon orders have taken almost 2 weeks to arrive.

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    Default Re: Amazing Amazon reviews. Adds welcome

    Bidet review:

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    Default Re: Amazing Amazon reviews. Adds welcome

    HERE'S ONE FOR KIPPER.

    "CREAM TO MAKE YOUR PENIUS SHRINK" So you can have intercourse with a normal size women.


    Amazon.com: CREAM TO MAKE YOUR PENIUS SHRINK

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    Your search "CREAM TO MAKE YOUR PENIUS SHRINK" did not match any products.

    Poor Kipper, looks like there's no such product. He'll have to stick it in a bucket of ice instead.
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    Default Re: Amazing Amazon reviews. Adds welcome

    Banana slicer



    Banana slicer

    Example:

    This is a great fruit slicing solution and is long overdue. However, this product is not compatible with Apples. Are they working on an Apple version?
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    Default Re: Amazing Amazon reviews. Adds welcome

    I cringe just looking at this LOL

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    These things are apparently lethal.



    Click here for the reviews
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    "So happy with my purchase, would recommend to friends and definitely buying again!"

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    Default Re: Amazing Amazon reviews. Adds welcome

    Hey Squirt, have you tried this flea trap?


    It starts off normal, but from the second paragraph on this review is marvellous...

    http://www.amazon.com/review/R2PBMWUR66R7JQ
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    thankfully, I've not needed such a product, but it's good to know it's there and it's not paradise for the fleas! lmao


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    GREAT review!!! It almost makes me wish I had fleas...ALMOST! lol

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    the scary part 517 people found this helpful lol



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