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    I heard that Big Dave down the pub was getting married.
    "When's the big day mate?" I asked.
    "Just waiting for my partner to come out, then we'll get the ball rolling." He smiled.

    "No way!" I laughed, "I had no idea you were gay!"

    Anyway, when I woke up, my mate told me that Big Dave will be getting married as soon as his girlfriend gets out of prison.



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    Don't know what all the fuss is about with Gay Marriage. Gays have been putting rings on fingers for years.



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    Gay marriage legalised in England and Wales.

    For those of you confused about the idea, it's like normal marriage but with blowjobs, anal and fewer arguments about who left the toilet seat up.



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    I fully support Gay Marriages.
    They have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us.



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    Why did the two lesbians fall out?

    Because one had a strop on


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    David: "Elton, I have another phone call from the Russian President what would you like me to do?"

    Elton: "Putin my ass!"

    David: "I will get the lube."



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    Try as I may, I can't see how homosexuality can be inherited



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    Elton John has been fooled in to thinking he was talking to Vladimir Putin on the phone.

    Turns out it was Alexander the meerkat.



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    A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, “Get out, old man! This is my barn now!”
    “Tell you what,” says the old rooster. “I’ll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks.”

    The old rooster takes off toward the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. The farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away.

    “Darn it,” says the farmer. “That’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this month!”



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    Today, I overheard a teenager saying the navy was gay.
    Both my dad and step dad were in the navy so i was offended and immediately yelled
    "Theres nothing gay about the navy, both my dads were in it."

    I sure showed him.



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    A friend of mine came to me after being thrown out of a gay bar she took me too. She said, "I just saw you going mad in there and throwing punches, what came over you?"

    I said, "Some guy standing at the bar."


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    I was driving up the motorway on my way home last night and I had this fucking lorry driver up my arse all the way.

    Still, it was nice of him to give me a lift.

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    What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew

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    Did you hear about the gay Jew?

    He isn't as tight as the rest of them.

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    I work in a dating centre for gay people.

    It's just one query after another.



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    A homophobe once told me that skiing on parabolics is like getting a blowjob from a gay guy, it feels good until you look down.



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    How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One, but it takes a whole emergency room to screw it back out!


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    Anyone who thinks I'm racist, homophobic or stereotypical can go suck their boyfriend's big black cock



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    I tried, but the bastard was gonna charge ME!



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