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    I remember having a massive falling out with my dad over our taste in women.

    He liked them and I didn't.



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    Gay Pride has been given a boost after Security Services flew the Rainbow flag at the Headquarters of MI6.

    Bosses refused to confirm or deny that there is a special agent called OOoooh7!.



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    Is the rainbow the symbol of gay movements because it's bent over?



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    Rainbows all over today.

    Spare a thought for homophobic leprechauns.



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    I'm glad they didn't fly the rainbow flag over the home office in London at today's Gay Pride event.

    Most youngsters nowadays wouldn't know who Georfrey, Bungle, Zippy and George are.



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    Last night I took a homeless man to my place for a nice hot bath and a meal. I felt it was the right thing to do.


    I just couldn't see myself fucking him when he's all filthy and starving.



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    Do gay Irishmen take Viagra just for the crack.



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    Gay niggers make me want to puke.

    Gay Asians tend not to have big enough cocks to activate my gag reflex.



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    My son came home and told me he got cum all over a girl's face.

    I was so proud until he told me it was a fart that did it.



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    What do you call a gay butcher?

    Mincer.



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    So it looks like gays in Ireland will finally be able to marry.

    Okay priests, don't go getting excited, it doesn't apply to you



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    Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
    A: Apparently he's been in A Few Good Men.

    Q: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gayboy?
    A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!



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    Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

    A: Dress her up as an alter boy.



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    Meet my two new friends. Ben Dover and Phil McCrackin



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    Did you know there is a direct correlation between Muslim laws that prohibit homosexuality, and the laws that denigrate women?

    They wanted to make sure nobody ever played for the other team.

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    Two Irish poofs, Ben Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzben.

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    A lesbian goes to a nutritionist because she has indigestion.

    The nutritionist says, "It's simple - you are what you eat."

    So the lesbian turns to her and says, "Are you calling me a cunt?"



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    Have you heard about the new treatment doctors are prescribing depressed lesbians?

    It's called Trydicagain.



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    What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
    Single



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    What's the difference between a Lesbian in a porno and a real life one?

    About 12 stone.



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