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    I love my guy, but sometimes I don't understand his idea of being "helpful". He comes up to me like "I carved you a life size unicorn out of single piece of wood. You can use it's horn to hang your coat."

    and I'm like

    "That's great, but I asked you to change the light bulb in the kitchen a week ago and you still haven't done it". Priorities....

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    How about all the things they do to create something they say will save us time, and then (after they complete it) it takes hours to clean up the mess they made.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwiztedAngel View Post
    How about all the things they do to create something they say will save us time, and then (after they complete it) it takes hours to clean up the mess they made.
    Totally! Especially when he cooks. Does it really take three pots to make spaghetti? LOL

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    Oh Hon, take it from a woman with experience...he not only NEEDS to use three pans to cook spaghetti (cauldron sized) But he just has to fry something on high so grease is doing a happy dance all over your stove!

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    Default Re: Men's version of "helping".... LOL

    and let's not forget when he "helps me" with OUR dirty dishes lol he's so bad at loading the dishwasher that I'd rather he didn't lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by muchtrouble10 View Post
    Oh Hon, take it from a woman with experience...he not only NEEDS to use three pans to cook spaghetti (cauldron sized) But he just has to fry something on high so grease is doing a happy dance all over your stove!
    and it takes 3 times as long to clean up the dishes and the kitchen than it takes him to cook a meal. And yep ... he has to cook everything with the stove turned all the way up.

    That's why they make outdoor grills.

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    he "helps me" by doing his own laundry, yet I rarely fail to find his clothes still in the machines when I go to do my laundry lol

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    silently...picking up tips...lol

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    I'm taking a risk here to be considered a traitor....and it may sound like a cheesy joke.........but why would I sit in the dark for a week....... waiting for him to change the lightbulb?

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    Default Re: Men's version of "helping".... LOL

    *sighs and shakes head*



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    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    *sighs and shakes head*
    will you keep shaking your head until it eventually stops rattling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilMissPurrfect View Post


    I'm taking a risk here to be considered a traitor....and it may sound like a cheesy joke.........but why would I sit in the dark for a week....... waiting for him to change the lightbulb?
    ROFLMAO that's priceless!!








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    Quote Originally Posted by TwiztedAngel View Post
    will you keep shaking your head until it eventually stops rattling?
    It`s the crayon that got pushed up my nose. I made it worse when i picked my nose and shoved further in and now i can`t stop it from rattling about inside my head.
    Nope!That never helped either.



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    Quote Originally Posted by LilMissPurrfect View Post


    I'm taking a risk here to be considered a traitor....and it may sound like a cheesy joke.........but why would I sit in the dark for a week....... waiting for him to change the lightbulb?
    because you can't reach it? lol
    the kitchen light is the only one I can't reach, I change all the other bulbs so I'm not in the dark lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    because you can't reach it? lol
    the kitchen light is the only one I can't reach, I change all the other bulbs so I'm not in the dark lol
    Oh,

    Then, I'm so happy that they invented this great wonderful thing overhere to reach higher place.........it's so handy for people like me who are 5'3.........
    ...This magical thing comes in difference sizes and heights and it's called ........................THE step stool.

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    the step stool isn't high enough, I'd need a ladder, and hubby keeps those on his truck, so if he's here, he might as well do it lol
    in his defense, he is very good about changing that light, prolly cuz he spends more time in the kitchen these days than I do lol

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    Default Re: Men's version of "helping".... LOL

    Not to change the subject but hubby went out yesterday & bought me a Vacuum cleaner & a cutlery knives 20 pc set for valentines, well isn't he the hopeless romantic lmaoooo


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    Default Re: Men's version of "helping".... LOL

    and brave ... giving a woman a vacuum cleaner AND knives! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    and brave ... giving a woman a vacuum cleaner AND knives! lol
    I know that's right gf

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