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    Wink Things you can say about your car but not your wife/girlfriend

    I can turn her on with one hand!

    Someone banged her in the car park the other day and drove off!

    I can get inside her whenever I want!

    Great ride!

    She fits two in the front and three in the rear!

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    I don't like it when she is dirty
    It's nicer with the top off
    My dad use to own her before he sold her to me
    I'm the only one that has ever ridden her

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    Default Re: Things you can say about your car but not your wife/girlfriend

    She aint allowed in bed with me.
    Her fumes could kill a man.
    She's the fastest thing in town.
    I'm trading her in for a newer model.

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    Default Re: Things you can say about your car but not your wife/girlfriend

    Someone rear ended her.



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    Default Re: Things you can say about your car but not your wife/girlfriend

    I`m going dogging with her.



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    Default Re: Things you can say about your car but not your wife/girlfriend

    I will have to give her a Rebore .



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    Default Re: Things you can say about your car but not your wife/girlfriend

    Yep ... she's got gas!

    Right now, she's jacked up.

    You ought to check her out under the bonnet.

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    Default Re: Things you can say about your car but not your wife/girlfriend

    Hey Brilor! Do you know how to give a woman a rebore?
    Easy, you just put a ham shank up her minge then pull the bone out.



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    she blew a gasket

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    she blew a rod and it went right through her side

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