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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition

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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition on the other side of London, and they were nearing a winner.

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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition on the other side of London, and they were nearing a winner. For it was already 5 degrees celious (41F) and just about right at freezing so the Lads where already hard and well on their way......

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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition on the other side of London, and they were nearing a winner. For it was already 5 degrees celious (41F) and just about right at freezing so the Lads where already hard and well on their way......to shooting their load, as far as they could. There was thunderous applause when the first ejaculation occurred.


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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition on the other side of London, and they were nearing a winner. For it was already 5 degrees celious (41F) and just about right at freezing so the Lads where already hard and well on their way......to shooting their load, as far as they could. There was thunderous applause when the first ejaculation occurred. Unfortunately this knocked out all other contestants out stone cold so by default Kipper won the competition.

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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition on the other side of London, and they were nearing a winner. For it was already 5 degrees celious (41F) and just about right at freezing so the Lads where already hard and well on their way......to shooting their load, as far as they could. There was thunderous applause when the first ejaculation occurred. Unfortunately this knocked out all other contestants out stone cold so by default Kipper won the competition.
    Koni disputed this and demanded a rewank but his appeal was rejected by Squirt who by this time had started lubricating herself for the shagging that was to come. She loved getting a big cock inside her moist pussy and knew Koni didn't measure up.

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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition on the other side of London, and they were nearing a winner. For it was already 5 degrees celious (41F) and just about right at freezing so the Lads where already hard and well on their way......to shooting their load, as far as they could. There was thunderous applause when the first ejaculation occurred. Unfortunately this knocked out all other contestants out stone cold so by default Kipper won the competition.
    Koni disputed this and demanded a rewank but his appeal was rejected by Squirt who by this time had started lubricating herself for the shagging that was to come. She loved getting a big cock inside her moist pussy and knew Koni didn't measure up.
    Although Konifur being the master mind that he is had been hording 100's of 'little blue pills' and had planned for this very moment showing up on stage in only a loin cloth that did not quite covering his masive...

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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition on the other side of London, and they were nearing a winner. For it was already 5 degrees celious (41F) and just about right at freezing so the Lads where already hard and well on their way......to shooting their load, as far as they could. There was thunderous applause when the first ejaculation occurred. Unfortunately this knocked out all other contestants out stone cold so by default Kipper won the competition.
    Koni disputed this and demanded a rewank but his appeal was rejected by Squirt who by this time had started lubricating herself for the shagging that was to come. She loved getting a big cock inside her moist pussy and knew Koni didn't measure up.
    Although Konifur being the master mind that he is had been hording 100's of 'little blue pills' and had planned for this very moment showing up on stage in only a loin cloth that did not quite covering his masive...Meanwhile all of this was happening on earth, the alien machines were plotting againts squirt and the human remains, developed a new weapon which was powered by deathly bad morning breath


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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition on the other side of London, and they were nearing a winner. For it was already 5 degrees celious (41F) and just about right at freezing so the Lads where already hard and well on their way......to shooting their load, as far as they could. There was thunderous applause when the first ejaculation occurred. Unfortunately this knocked out all other contestants out stone cold so by default Kipper won the competition.
    Koni disputed this and demanded a rewank but his appeal was rejected by Squirt who by this time had started lubricating herself for the shagging that was to come. She loved getting a big cock inside her moist pussy and knew Koni didn't measure up.
    Although Konifur being the master mind that he is had been hording 100's of 'little blue pills' and had planned for this very moment showing up on stage in only a loin cloth that did not quite covering his masive...Meanwhile all of this was happening on earth, the alien machines were plotting againts squirt and the human remains, developed a new weapon which was powered by deathly bad morning breath. There were warnings on TV and radio but someone somewhere was too busy shagging his blow up girlfriend didn't hear them. His arse was going up and down like a fiddlers elbow.

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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition on the other side of London, and they were nearing a winner. For it was already 5 degrees celious (41F) and just about right at freezing so the Lads where already hard and well on their way......to shooting their load, as far as they could. There was thunderous applause when the first ejaculation occurred. Unfortunately this knocked out all other contestants out stone cold so by default Kipper won the competition.
    Koni disputed this and demanded a rewank but his appeal was rejected by Squirt who by this time had started lubricating herself for the shagging that was to come. She loved getting a big cock inside her moist pussy and knew Koni didn't measure up.
    Although Konifur being the master mind that he is had been hording 100's of 'little blue pills' and had planned for this very moment showing up on stage in only a loin cloth that did not quite covering his masive...Meanwhile all of this was happening on earth, the alien machines were plotting againts squirt and the human remains, developed a new weapon which was powered by deathly bad morning breath. There were warnings on TV and radio but someone somewhere was too busy shagging his blow up girlfriend didn't hear them. His arse was going up and down like a fiddlers elbow.
    at the same time this someone was playing with his blow-up doll, a blind 21 year old boy named Jack was sitting outside the small caves that leads to the underground compound of the last of mankind, when his hyper sensitive nose caught a weird atmosphere approaching "what's that smell?" he thought aloud. and as it was getting closer and closer


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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition on the other side of London, and they were nearing a winner. For it was already 5 degrees celious (41F) and just about right at freezing so the Lads where already hard and well on their way......to shooting their load, as far as they could. There was thunderous applause when the first ejaculation occurred. Unfortunately this knocked out all other contestants out stone cold so by default Kipper won the competition.
    Koni disputed this and demanded a rewank but his appeal was rejected by Squirt who by this time had started lubricating herself for the shagging that was to come. She loved getting a big cock inside her moist pussy and knew Koni didn't measure up.
    Although Konifur being the master mind that he is had been hording 100's of 'little blue pills' and had planned for this very moment showing up on stage in only a loin cloth that did not quite covering his masive...Meanwhile all of this was happening on earth, the alien machines were plotting againts squirt and the human remains, developed a new weapon which was powered by deathly bad morning breath. There were warnings on TV and radio but someone somewhere was too busy shagging his blow up girlfriend didn't hear them. His arse was going up and down like a fiddlers elbow.
    at the same time this someone was playing with his blow-up doll, a blind 21 year old boy named Jack was sitting outside the small caves that leads to the underground compound of the last of mankind, when his hyper sensitive nose caught a weird atmosphere approaching "what's that smell?" he thought aloud. and as it was getting closer and closer. He was retching at the vile odious smell that came from that Mackems butt cheeks but being the wimp of his school year stood him in good stead, he passed out. When he came to he was surrounded by a guy dressed in a pink tutu and his arse was very sore.

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    It was very cold Monday night and the Roo was full with people posting, laughing and having a great time, until the mackems showed up and made a new thread to tell us about his/her ..... farting. That was the national sport of Mackemland only to have it backfire which started the great fire of... blue flame which engulfed the area and cast a pall of smoke, which then drifted over... all of Mackemland which produced a sour smell and caused the peoples to fart more, as the immense light of the blue fire and the sour smell reached high in the sky, Suddenly two aliens decided to investigate for they have never seen anything like it by sending a probe into the wrenched smelly cloud in the sky what they determined was not just horribly sour smelling but toxic to the point that human race was about to be extinted and decided that they would...​evacuate the area. They sent in the cleaning crew to restore the oxygen levels to normal. The air suddenly became clear until another one of koni's farts was released. The cleaning crew are on the lookout for him. They called for reinforcements, and waited for them to ... unforunately reinforcements from the Alien planet took 40 earth years to arrive by that time the Human Fart Machine was never found and believe to have passed on leaving 196.7 offsprings that... had built big towers to defend from cleaning teams and have evolved into big horrifying beings with telekinesis skills that vary level depending on their rank on their wicked society but a few human survivors were--- saved by the all powerful being that humans believed in which they called "Squirt The Defender of the Human Race." As for Squirt traveled where no being has gone before with the trusty compainon only known as "Izzi" and knew of many tricks which would... keep their species going, no matter what.

    Meanwhile on the other side of earth where the gastric fungrus of the deadly farts were not at Defcon four (4) as yet...Koni wasn't present. He was judging a wanking competition on the other side of London, and they were nearing a winner. For it was already 5 degrees celious (41F) and just about right at freezing so the Lads where already hard and well on their way......to shooting their load, as far as they could. There was thunderous applause when the first ejaculation occurred. Unfortunately this knocked out all other contestants out stone cold so by default Kipper won the competition.
    Koni disputed this and demanded a rewank but his appeal was rejected by Squirt who by this time had started lubricating herself for the shagging that was to come. She loved getting a big cock inside her moist pussy and knew Koni didn't measure up.
    Although Konifur being the master mind that he is had been hording 100's of 'little blue pills' and had planned for this very moment showing up on stage in only a loin cloth that did not quite covering his masive...Meanwhile all of this was happening on earth, the alien machines were plotting againts squirt and the human remains, developed a new weapon which was powered by deathly bad morning breath. There were warnings on TV and radio but someone somewhere was too busy shagging his blow up girlfriend didn't hear them. His arse was going up and down like a fiddlers elbow.
    at the same time this someone was playing with his blow-up doll, a blind 21 year old boy named Jack was sitting outside the small caves that leads to the underground compound of the last of mankind, when his hyper sensitive nose caught a weird atmosphere approaching "what's that smell?" he thought aloud. and as it was getting closer and closer. He was retching at the vile odious smell that came from that Mackems butt cheeks but being the wimp of his school year stood him in good stead, he passed out. When he came to he was surrounded by a guy dressed in a pink tutu and his arse was very sore. No need to think about that though cause this has happened to him many a times before. All he knews was to get away form this smell as fast as he could with the one good leg he had left scrambling up the hillside and to his amazement he saw...

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