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    Exclamation The kidnapping of Bamber

    After a lot of advertising my clubhouse for the NSBAPOI Club no one comes apart from the El vice Presidenti Squirt.
    So i have kidnapped your beloved Wizard Bamber.
    I have him tied up in the clubhouse cellar but i`m not going to tell you where i have put him.



    I am not going to release him till at least ten people visit the club house. I have stripped him of all his wizardry stuff so he cant use magic to escape.

    So you all come to the clubhouse and save Bamber. If not i`m going to start the tickle torture, so come on here and say hello To save your belovered Wizard.

    http://board.jokeroo.com/group.php?g...s#gmessage8831




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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    Humm I'll think about it.

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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    Only one person has visited the clubhouse. He is your Wizard.....Ok that`s it!!!!
    It`s tickle torture time.




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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    You have too much time on yer hands since you stopped wanking!

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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    Bamber can`t masturbate he is tied up.



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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    Bamber can`t masturbate he is tied up.
    I am speaking about you not Bamber!

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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    Ohhh yeah i gotta keep my hands occupied.



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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    so far, so good! lol










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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    Six more Rooers and Bamber will be let go.....He has had the tickle torture now he is gonna get the fart torture. So if you want to help him , get down to the Club house.



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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    Don`t worry i`m not an heartless hostage taker .
    I have got Bamber a pizza for his tea....



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    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    Don`t worry i`m not an heartless hostage taker .
    I have got Bamber a pizza for his tea....

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    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    Six more Rooers and Bamber will be let go.....He has had the tickle torture now he is gonna get the fart torture. So if you want to help him , get down to the Club house.

    Your fart torture is too inhumane for anyone to go thru...lol Poor Bamber! Count me in for a "Hello."

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    Quote Originally Posted by AuroraAngel View Post

    Your fart torture is too inhumane for anyone to go thru...lol Poor Bamber! Count me in for a "Hello."
    To save him you have to go here.... http://board.jokeroo.com/group.php?g...s#gmessage8831 and say hello. If not i have more dastardly tortures in mind.




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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    Well Bamber you have had your sardines on toast now it`s torture time. I`m going to play this on a loop all day...Enjoy.

    Just another three Rooers and you will be a free man.



    Come on Rooers you can`t let your poor old Wizard put up with this.





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    Well, it's better than The Ramblers with I'm Only a Poor Little Sparrow.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No! How can i torture this man he fucking singing along to the bloody song.



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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    I have a lovely cockroach kebab for you dinner.



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    When it comes to eating I'm always up for trying something new.

    My favourite menu was the Happy Gathering Chinese Restaurant in Birmingham, with such delicacies as Giant Fried Bowel and Fish Lips With Duck Feet.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    Don`t worry i`m not an heartless hostage taker .
    I have got Bamber a pizza for his tea....
    You call that a pizza, Euuu ...

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    Default Re: The kidnapping of Bamber

    Nobody deserves your fart torture, I'll be right there.

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