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    Thumbs up The Average Age Of Military Man Is 19 Years Old [must see]

    The average age of the military man is 19 years.

    He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either.







    He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student,
    pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has
    a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to
    be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and
    roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155mm howizzitor. He is 10 or
    15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working
    or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk.

    He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field
    strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can
    recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and
    use either one effectively if he must. He digs foxholes and latrines and can
    apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop or
    stop until he is told to march.





    He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without
    spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient. He has two sets of
    fatigues: he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens
    full and his feet dry. He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but
    never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own
    clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you're thirsty, he'll share his water
    with you; if you are hungry, his food. He'll even split his ammunition
    with you in the midst of battle when you run low.

    He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like
    they were his hands. He can save your life - or take it, because that
    is his job. He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the
    pay and still find ironic humor in it all. He has seen more suffering
    and death then he should have in his short lifetime.





    He has stood atop mountains of dead bodies, and helped to create them.
    He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat
    and is unashamed. He feels every note of the National Anthem vibrate
    through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning
    desire to 'square-away' those around him who haven't bothered to stand,
    remove their hat, or even stop talking. In an odd twist, day in and day out,
    far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful.

    Just as did his Father, Grandfather, and Great-grandfather, he is paying
    the price for our freedom. Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is the
    American Fighting Man that has kept this country free for over 200 years.




    He has asked nothing in return, except our friendship and understanding.
    Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration
    with his blood. And now we even have woman over there in danger,
    doing their part in this tradition of going to War when our nation calls
    us to do so. As you go to bed tonight, remember this shot.. A short lull,
    a little shade and a picture of loved ones in their helmets.......




    Prayer wheel for our military... please don't break it. Please send this on after a short prayer.

    Prayer Wheel

    "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us.
    Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need Amen."

    Prayer : When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer
    for our ground troops in office:smarttags" and for those in , sailors on ships, and airmen in the air,


    Iraq. There is nothing attached.... This can be very powerful.......

    Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Coastguardsman, Marine

    or Airman, prayer is the very best one.



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    WOW! Thats amazing,Mike.And yes I will pass it on.God Bless Our Troops..........snuggles`2`u

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    Thank You !
    Quote Originally Posted by sassypants
    WOW! Thats amazing,Mike.And yes I will pass it on.God Bless Our Troops..........snuggles`2`u









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    TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS AND ENJOY THE MUSIC ! A SPECIAL LINK CALLED FREEDOM ROCKS ! PLEASE ENJOY

    http://www.ticz.com/homes/users/bob...k/On-A-Rock.htm









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    yea thank you for posting it dear! hey wont my brother be happy!

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    WOW that was a wonderful post... thank you for sharing... and yes i will pass it on to all of my family and friends... they will love it as well as i

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    Thumbs up A Special Prayer For Our Troops !!!




    God bless America and keep us safe and free
    Safe from "all our enemies" wherever they may be,
    For enemies are forces that often dwell within,
    Things that seem so harmless become a major sin.


    Little acts of selfishness grow into lust and greed
    and make the love of power our idol and our need....
    For all our wealth and progress are as worthless can be
    Without the faith that makes us great and kept our
    nation free.

    And while it's hard to understand the complexities of war
    Each one of us must realize that we are fighting for
    The principles of freedom and the decency of man,
    But all of this must be achieved according to God's Plan.


    So help us as Americans to search deep down inside
    And discover if the things we do are always justified
    And teach us to walk humble and close in Thy ways
    And give faith and courage and put purpose in our days

    And make each one of us aware that each must do his part
    For in the individual is where peace must have a start
    For a better world to live in where all are safe and free
    Must start with faith and hope and love deep in the heart
    of "me."

    (by Helen Steiner Rice)











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    Quote Originally Posted by handymanmike92683
    TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS AND ENJOY THE MUSIC ! A SPECIAL LINK CALLED FREEDOM ROCKS ! PLEASE ENJOY

    http://www.ticz.com/homes/users/bob...k/On-A-Rock.htm
    that is some really top art work Mike
    thanks
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    mike that was great post!

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    YOU AND DOULFINS ARE VERY WELCOME !
    Quote Originally Posted by tomsmum
    that is some really top art work Mike
    thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by handymanmike92683
    YOU AND DOULFINS ARE VERY WELCOME !
    thank you

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    that was unbelievable, mike, really made me stop and think, and i will be passing it on. thanx for reminding us what all of this is really about.

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    Your very welcome glad you enjoyed it !
    Quote Originally Posted by beautifuloblivion
    that was unbelievable, mike, really made me stop and think, and i will be passing it on. thanx for reminding us what all of this is really about.









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    Another Great post Mike .... anything to do with our troops always catches my eye .... Thanx for the post and thanx for the help

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    This is wonderful. A lot of people don't stop to think about who it is that is fighting for the freedom of our country. I will definitly pass this on to all that I know and pray for the safe return of all of our soldiers.


    What a day for a day dream


    Thanks Essex!!!


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    that was vary sweet thank you
    BE HAPPY

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    brings tears to my eyes. Speaking on behalf of my fellow soldiers who are chewing on the dust of a foriegn country I can not name. (Not where you first think of) we thank you. Always warms my heart to see and hear civillians speak and show respect to the soldier, wether US or one of our allies.

    PS why I have been gone from the roo so long. We just got internet access the other day. Hope we stay here for awhile. Miss the roo and all yyou people.

    Thank you so very much Missy for the sig


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    Hiya Buzz!

    I wanted you to know, you and all our men and women
    stationed over seas are in my thoughts and prayers!


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    Beutiful Song Mike. I Checked Out The Web Link, Very Touching.
    Also Wanted To Say I Have Family Over There And I Appreciate Everything People Do For Our Soldiers.
    God Bless You All

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    good post mike, as a vietnam vet and a father of military people, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS. They serve the country well.

    http://board.jokaroo.com/showthread.php?t=19569

    Thanks Anna and Laila


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