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    I kinda like 4 and 10 lol











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    A line like any of those would mean a night with out a chance of any sex, right ladies
    im looking for friends & more friends :& any one that likes to have fun

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    Congrads on the POD---Keep them coming!!!!! ;-)


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    woo hoo Mike! Congrats on POD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by handymanmike92683
    10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines

    Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like...

    1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

    3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...

    4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...

    5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

    7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...

    8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...

    9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

    10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?

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    hehehe...

    How many slaps did you take
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    those should get some laughs.her laughing at you as you run those lines by her
    where im goin is where i will be where im goin is where i will be

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    Those are really bad.
    LOL

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    Damn!!! I've used at least half of them!!! Good Post Mike!!! Congrats on POD!!!
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    Default 10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines

    These are great and very funny!
    My brother used to use one.
    I don't know how successful he was, but here it is.
    "You know what would look really good on you?"
    She would say, "No." He would say, "Me!"
    Has anyone ever used that one?
    It's very old.
    cooldude2005

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    Quote Originally Posted by handymanmike92683
    10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines

    Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like...

    1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

    3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...

    4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...

    5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

    7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...

    8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...

    9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

    10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?

    LOL CONGRATS ON POD YEAAAAA ANUTER ONE YEAAAAAA

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    congrats on POD

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    Great post mike!!!









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    Quote Originally Posted by handymanmike92683
    10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines


    Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like...

    1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

    3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...

    4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...

    5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

    7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...

    8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...

    9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

    10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?


    good post handyman CONGRADS ON P.O.D. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

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    how do i send this to my friends

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    HEY MIKEY. I HAVE BEEN TOLD YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY BAD TO BE REALLY GOOD. AND BABY YOU ARE REALLY BAD. HAHAHAHA LOVE YA. SUNNY SKY
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    Default Line after line

    Congrats Mike, after 16 yrs working in a bar, I'm sure M'Lady has heard most of these and more!
    My favorite is Geoff's "What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?"

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