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    your right mike i would never go for those lines

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    Quote Originally Posted by handymanmike92683
    10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines

    Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like...

    1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

    3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...

    4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...

    5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

    7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...

    8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...

    9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

    10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?



    on POD Mike!!! Those are just so wrong! LOL
    Last edited by purplevelvet; 07-17-2005 at 03:11 AM.

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    My Ex won me wiff this pick up line! LOL Hun I am a Carpenter by trade, Yea need anythang nailed or hammered? *winks* LOL He won me muh heart that night *whistles and looks at the floor all innocent like, adjust muh halo* and other thangs! LOL Cause I knew he would be GREAT wiff his hands ... LMBO
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    Great post! I heard a good one that works well coming from a Hawaiian:


    1. Have you got a little Hawaiian in you? Do you want one?




    Congrates on POD!!!!!!!!!



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    Cool post, dude!! By the way, which one did you use...hahahahha!!

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    CONGRATS ON POD MIKE!!!!!

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    CONGRATS ON POD MIKE!!!!!

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    Mikey...you need to get out more...........

    and gather more of those one-liners!!
    Those are great!
    Fantastic post buddy!!
    And congrats on another POD!!!

    :D
    Thru these tears, yes I cry.
    So proud of those who live and die
    To make me safe and free to live.
    With all my heart, my thanks I give!

    Created by, Rick H. ~DragonMaster~

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    Congratulations Mike on POD


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    THANX SPORK
    GLAD YOU LIKED THEM
    LOL



    Quote Originally Posted by Sporkmonki
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sporkmonki
    omg !! those are great !










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    THANX DAN
    GLAD YOU ENJOYED THEM



    Quote Originally Posted by dads540
    hehe,they really are bad!! good post!!!









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    I HAVE PLAYED NAKED LEAP FROG
    IN THE SAND BEFORE
    LMAO
    WHY HAVE YOU ?
    LOL
    THANX SASSY


    Quote Originally Posted by sassypants
    10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?


    MY FAV!









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    LMAO
    I BET YOU CAN HUN !
    HEHEHE
    AND MY NAME ISNT BARNEY
    LOL
    THANX FOR REPLYING


    Quote Originally Posted by chelle7293
    4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...


    lmao!! come on barney!









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    THANK YOU CAT
    GLAD YA GOT A KICK OTTOF THEM
    LOL


    Quote Originally Posted by CATWOMANVIXEN
    OMG! SOOO BAD BUT SOOO FUNNY! WAY TO GO MIKE!










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    LMAO
    I DEFINATELY LIKE #4
    I DONT THINK ITS SO BAD JUST QUITE FUNNY
    LMAO
    THANX SQUIRT



    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?
    I kinda like 4 and 10 lol










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    LMAO
    WELL I THINK THERE MIGHT BE A
    FEW TAKERS HERE
    HEHEHE
    THANX BERTB



    Quote Originally Posted by bertb32
    A line like any of those would mean a night with out a chance of any sex, right ladies









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    THANK YOU
    AND I'M TRYING
    LMAO


    Quote Originally Posted by hobogirl0
    Congrads on the POD---Keep them coming!!!!! ;-)









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    WOO-HOO CHRISTINA
    THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH
    HUN

    Quote Originally Posted by demonfaerie
    woo hoo Mike! Congrats on POD!









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    THANK YOU T_M
    APPRECIATE THE REPLY BUDDY

    Quote Originally Posted by tongue_magic2006
    CONGRADULATIONS ON POD, MIKE









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    WELL I'M NOT THAT BRAVE
    SO NONE
    LOL
    THANX LINK



    Quote Originally Posted by Link021463




    hehehe...

    How many slaps did you take
    before you realized
    they were the
    wrong approach???









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