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    Quote Originally Posted by seahawk_2100
    those should get some laughs.her laughing at you as you run those lines by her









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    THANX BREAKOUT
    I THOUGHT SO TOO
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    Quote Originally Posted by breakout
    Those are really bad.
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    I BET YA HAVE BR
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    DID YA GET ANY ?
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    NICE TO SEE YA BACK WITH US


    Quote Originally Posted by boldrobb
    Damn!!! I've used at least half of them!!! Good Post Mike!!! Congrats on POD!!!









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    THANX COOLDUDE
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    I NEVER HAD THE GUTS
    TO SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO A LADY
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    Quote Originally Posted by cooldude2005
    These are great and very funny!
    My brother used to use one.
    I don't know how successful he was, but here it is.
    "You know what would look really good on you?"
    She would say, "No." He would say, "Me!"
    Has anyone ever used that one?
    It's very old.
    cooldude2005









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    Quote Originally Posted by PENNMTNS
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    THANK YOU MAMA



    Quote Originally Posted by mr.zebwa's mama
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    THANX AGAIN CHELLE
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    THANX HUN !



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    THANK YOU SWEETIE
    GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2manytears
    Great post mike!!!










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    THANX RUNAWAY
    I'LL SURE DO MY BEST
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    Quote Originally Posted by runaway_04654
    good post handyman CONGRADS ON P.O.D. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK









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    WELL YOU CAN COPY AND PASTE IT
    AND EMAIL IT TO THEM
    HOPE THIS HELPS
    WELCOME TO THE ROO
    VSTAR



    Quote Originally Posted by vstar_1102
    how do i send this to my friends









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    THANX HUN
    I KNOW SOMETIMES WE ALL ARE
    I JUST CAN'T HELP IT
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunny sky
    HEY MIKEY. I HAVE BEEN TOLD YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY BAD TO BE REALLY GOOD. AND BABY YOU ARE REALLY BAD. HAHAHAHA LOVE YA. SUNNY SKY
    SWEETIE.









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    YEP THAT CERTAINLY IS A GOOD ONE
    HEHEHE
    THANX FOR THE CONGRATS HUN



    Quote Originally Posted by grinchey1
    Congrats Mike, after 16 yrs working in a bar, I'm sure M'Lady has heard most of these and more!
    My favorite is Geoff's "What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?"









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    AND I WOULD NEVER USE MOST OF THEM
    MAYBE I SHOULD TRY THOUGH
    HEHEHE
    LMAO THANX HUN

    Quote Originally Posted by naughty & nice
    your right mike i would never go for those lines









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    THANK YOU HUN
    YES SO WRONG
    THATS WHAT MAKES THEM SO FUNNY
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    Quote Originally Posted by purplevelvet


    on POD Mike!!! Those are just so wrong! LOL









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    LMAO
    YOU GO GIRL
    THANX AGAIN



    Quote Originally Posted by purplevelvet
    My Ex won me wiff this pick up line! LOL Hun I am a Carpenter by trade, Yea need anythang nailed or hammered? *winks* LOL He won me muh heart that night *whistles and looks at the floor all innocent like, adjust muh halo* and other thangs! LOL Cause I knew he would be GREAT wiff his hands ... LMBO









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    Quote Originally Posted by blackkittykat
    Great post! I heard a good one that works well coming from a Hawaiian:


    1. Have you got a little Hawaiian in you? Do you want one?




    Congrates on POD!!!!!!!!!



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    NOT THIS KID
    I JUST TRY AND USE MY CHARM
    LOL
    THANX OZZMAN


    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzman60
    Cool post, dude!! By the way, which one did you use...hahahahha!!









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    Quote Originally Posted by cartooner
    CONGRATS ON POD MIKE!!!!!









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    YEAH I KNOW
    I CAN ONLY GET OUT ON THE WEEKENDS
    AND PLAY FOR REALS
    BEING A SINGLE DAD AND ALL
    LOL
    THANX BUDDY
    AND I'LL TRY !

    Quote Originally Posted by DragonMaster55
    Mikey...you need to get out more...........

    and gather more of those one-liners!!
    Those are great!
    Fantastic post buddy!!
    And congrats on another POD!!!

    :D









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