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    GOOD JOB SWEETIE !!!


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    WTG ON POST OF THE DAY MIKE CONGRATS
    HERE ARE A COUPLE OF ANTI ONE-LINERS GUARANTEED TO GET U A SLAP IN THE FACE LOL....
    YOUR TEETH ARE LIKE STARS.....THEY ONLY COME OUT A NIGHT
    YOUR CHEEKS R LIKE PEACHES......SOCCER PITCHES..




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    i like, i like, but if a guy used these on me, I'd probably just laugh at him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shkeeptareh
    hee hee hee, here go a few of my favorites
    i really have to add to this....
    1. (in a candystore) i had to come over here...i have a weakness for sweet things,
    2. (in a flowershop) what say we make like the trees and leaf.....
    3. (after a health seminar)... Drop Dead Gorgeous...i know CPR!
    Keep Life Interesting! Make it HOTT ! !

    Make it NAUGHTY! !

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    You'ld be suprised "what works." I used to check to see if any of the babes would like to take a "chance on an indian blanket." This old indian was very seldom dissapointed.

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    i'm a carpenter, i believe in tonue and groove. congrats mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by CODFATHER1310
    WTG ON POST OF THE DAY MIKE CONGRATS
    HERE ARE A COUPLE OF ANTI ONE-LINERS GUARANTEED TO GET U A SLAP IN THE FACE LOL....
    YOUR TEETH ARE LIKE STARS.....THEY ONLY COME OUT A NIGHT
    YOUR CHEEKS R LIKE PEACHES......SOCCER PITCHES..









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    I WOULDNT BLAME YA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tammy987
    i like, i like, but if a guy used these on me, I'd probably just laugh at him.









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    YES STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED
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    Quote Originally Posted by deyoka
    You'ld be suprised "what works." I used to check to see if any of the babes would like to take a "chance on an indian blanket." This old indian was very seldom dissapointed.









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    IM A CARPENTER TOO !!!
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    GOTTA LOVE THEM CARPENTERS
    AND THERE PICK-UP LINES
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    i'm a carpenter, i believe in tonue and groove. congrats mike









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    LMBO @ the one liners. great job! loved the add ons lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigergirl222

    LMBO @ the one liners. great job! loved the add ons lol









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    I really like the medieval ones!
    It sounds great with the different language.
    Thanks for sharing!
    cooldude2005

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    You are welcome my friend





    Quote Originally Posted by handymanmike92683
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    Wink 10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines

    I have another old pickup line.
    If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?


    cooldude2005

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    CONGRATS on POD mike

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    lmbo.....Great Posts Mike Hun!!!
    Loved the Add On's Everyone!!

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    congrats for pod

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooldude2005
    I really like the medieval ones!
    It sounds great with the different language.
    Thanks for sharing!
    cooldude2005









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