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    10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

    9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

    8. Come on up and see me urchins.

    7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

    5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

    4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

    3. Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.

    2. Well blow me down?

    1. Prepare to be boarded.









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    Quote Originally Posted by DJBandit
    I have a few, hope they not repeats. I couldn't read 12 pages of this thread, too much reading, hehe.

    1. Call 911, you just stole my heart.
    2. Girl you must be tired... cause you've been running thru my head all day.
    3. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
    4. Heaven must be missing an angel









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    This is my first post... I dont know if some one used thesbut here it goes...

    1. (male): Did it hurt?? (female): Did what hurt?? (male): When you fell from heaven.

    2. Have your people get with my people while we do it for lunch. (when you use that one and you say it fast they wont catch it)

    thats all I can think up at the moment...


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    A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair

    well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling

    slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked after

    image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is

    an elderly looking lady, (mid eighties). The gentleman walks over,

    sits along side of her,

    orders

    a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says,

    "So tell me, do I come here often?"









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    Quote Originally Posted by SniperKlllr
    This is my first post... I dont know if some one used thesbut here it goes...

    1. (male): Did it hurt?? (female): Did what hurt?? (male): When you fell from heaven.

    2. Have your people get with my people while we do it for lunch. (when you use that one and you say it fast they wont catch it)

    thats all I can think up at the moment...









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    Funny post & add-ons!!!
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    Chuckles to you Handyman, those were too funny, great add ons!!
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    Default Re: 10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines

    This one worked for me once. Was sitting at the bar only a few people were there then a somewhat pretty girl came into the bar looked around and came over by me she said is this seat taken? I was sitting alone with about 10 empty bar stools on each side. I said no please sit down. then she said buy me a beer honey. I said do you fuck? She said yes and i ordered a pitcher of beer.


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