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    Talking Punctuation is the key!

    An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing" on the board, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

    The men in the class wrote:
    "A woman, without her man, is nothing."


    The women in the class wrote:
    "A woman: without her, man is nothing."



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    Quote Originally Posted by SharonKay
    An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing" on the board, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

    The men in the class wrote:
    "A woman, without her man, is nothing."


    The women in the class wrote:
    "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
    LOL......OK

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    Correction, women may want a man..but, they don't need a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SharonKay
    An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing" on the board, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

    The men in the class wrote:
    "A woman, without her man, is nothing."


    The women in the class wrote:
    "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

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    Just as when reading a personal ad online.......


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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Oh I do like those two Phil...........

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