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    Default This Years Top Country Songs ...

    THIS YEARS TOP COUNTRY SONGS ...


    17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine

    16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

    15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

    12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

    10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

    8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

    7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

    6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

    5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

    4. You're The Reason Our Kids Ae So Ugly

    3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

    And the Number #1 country song is. . . .

    1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!










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    They remind me of an Aero Smith song I can't get no satisfaction. LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by gods angel
    They remind me of an Aero Smith song I can't get no satisfaction. LOL
    that was by the Stones (1965)

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    THIS YEARS TOP COUNTRY SONGS ...


    17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine

    16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

    15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

    12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

    10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

    8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

    7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

    6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

    5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

    4. You're The Reason Our Kids Ae So Ugly

    3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

    And the Number #1 country song is. . . .

    1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!
    LOL! what romantic songs!



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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    THIS YEARS TOP COUNTRY SONGS ...


    17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine

    16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

    15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

    12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

    10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

    8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

    7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

    6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

    5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

    4. You're The Reason Our Kids Ae So Ugly

    3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

    And the Number #1 country song is. . . .

    1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!
    Play some of those country songs backwards and you get your Dog, Truck, job and wife back!!! LOL

    TY Essex



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    Quote Originally Posted by gods angel
    They remind me of an Aero Smith song I can't get no satisfaction. LOL
    my son bout died laughing at me the other day lol I was singing a new Toby Keith song lol the words go ... whooo-eeeeeeeee shut my mouth, slap your grandma ... lmao!!!










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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor
    that was by the Stones (1965)
    I've no clue lol that sounds right ...










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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    LOL! what romantic songs!
    you gotta love gretchen wilson lol "you're nothin but ho...me wrecker, I'll teach you a lesson if you go to messin with my man, you don't stand a chance, you little ho...me wrecker!" lmao!










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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgetroll
    Play some of those country songs backwards and you get your Dog, Truck, job and wife back!!! LOL
    butt lol you didn't say nuthin bout mama ... or trains ... or gettin outta prison!










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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor
    that was by the Stones (1965)
    Thanks. I remember song, but most generally don't remember who does them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    my son bout died laughing at me the other day lol I was singing a new Toby Keith song lol the words go ... whooo-eeeeeeeee shut my mouth, slap your grandma ... lmao!!!

    ROFLMBO Some of the songs that get stuck in our minds. I had grandma got run over by a reindeer stuck there about a week ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gods angel
    ROFLMBO Some of the songs that get stuck in our minds. I had grandma got run over by a reindeer stuck there about a week ago.
    that's a bit late for christmas angel! lmao!!!

    ... but that's a brand new song by Toby Keith, it's called "honky tonk badonkadonk" lmao

    hustler she's a eight ball throwing darts at the wall feeling damn near 10 feet tall, here she comes Lord help us all! lmao!










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    that's a bit late for christmas angel! lmao!!!

    ... but that's a brand new song by Toby Keith, it's called "honky tonk badonkadonk" lmao

    hustler she's a eight ball throwing darts at the wall feeling damn near 10 feet tall, here she comes Lord help us all! lmao!
    I don't listen to much of the newer stuff. Unless one of the kids drags it in I stick to the cd's I have here. Most of the country I've got is old like Johnny Cash, Statler Brothers, Alabama, Oak Ridge Boys. I do however get the image of you in those lyrics LOL Out to have fun, and don't stand in your way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gods angel
    I don't listen to much of the newer stuff. Unless one of the kids drags it in I stick to the cd's I have here. Most of the country I've got is old like Johnny Cash, Statler Brothers, Alabama, Oak Ridge Boys. I do however get the image of you in those lyrics LOL Out to have fun, and don't stand in your way.
    oh yummy ... who's your daddy, who's your baby, who's your lover, who's your friend? lmao! oh SO yummy lol

    ... this is my song lol

    She blew through the door like TNT, put her hand on her hip, pointed a finger at me, said I'm a whiskey drinkin', cowboy chasin' hell of a time, I like kenny, keith, allen and patsy cline, I'm a full blown queen bee lookin for honey ... ahhhh ooooooh now play somethin country!!! lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt


    oh yummy ... who's your daddy, who's your baby, who's your lover, who's your friend? lmao! oh SO yummy lol

    ... this is my song lol

    She blew through the door like TNT, put her hand on her hip, pointed a finger at me, said I'm a whiskey drinkin', cowboy chasin' hell of a time, I like kenny, keith, allen and patsy cline, I'm a full blown queen bee lookin for honey ... ahhhh ooooooh now play somethin country!!! lol
    That sweetness I can see without even trying. It is you through and through. There are two songs that Bon Jovi did that I think best describes me. Dead or alive and Young guns

    I'm a cowboy on a steel horse I ride I'm wanted Dead or Alive

    I'm going down in a blaze of glory take me now but know the truth. I'm going down in a blaze of glory I never drew first but I drew first blood call me young guns


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    Quote Originally Posted by gods angel
    That sweetness I can see without even trying. It is you through and through. There are two songs that Bon Jovi did that I think best describes me. Dead or alive and Young guns

    I'm a cowboy on a steel horse I ride I'm wanted Dead or Alive

    I'm going down in a blaze of glory take me now but know the truth. I'm going down in a blaze of glory I never drew first but I drew first blood call me young guns
    ohhhhhhhhhhhh I LOVE that song!!!

    there's one that goes ... we can sit by the river while we heat up a tortilla, watch the Rio Grande go by real slow and if we run out of tequila for our margarita we can take a horse 'cross to mexico ... well lol it can't be done lol hubby and I tried, hard!!! there is no place on the Rio Grande River that is safe enough to even get close enough to SEE the river! lol










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    There was a group call champagne back in the early to mid 80's. They did a song called *How 'bout us* It went something like this. Some people can hold it together Some people can love one another for life. How 'bout us Some people were made for each other. Some people can go though all kinds of weather. Baby how 'bout us.


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    I tip my hat to the Keeper of the stars, He sure knew what he was doing when He joined these 2 hearts ...










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    the first time we met is a favorite memory of mine They say time changes all it pretains to but your memory is stronger than time. I guess everything does change except what we choose to recall. There's a million good day dreams to dwell on but baby you are my favorite memory of all.


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    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    oh I believe there are angels among us ... (can't remember the next part lol)

    one of my personal fav's ... God blessed Texas with His own hand, brought down angels from the promised land, gave 'em a place where they could dance, if you wanna see heaven brother, here's your chance, I've been sent to spread the message ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm God Bless Texas ... lol










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