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    Wink Black Box

    Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.
    The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties before I gets on that plane."
    "Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.
    The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first."
    The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties."
    "Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked.
    The second lady answered: "Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."
    The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties......
    "What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right; you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties," the third lady said, "cause if dis plane goes down, dey always look for dat black box first."






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    Default Re: Black Box

    Yes but that black box is really Orange.










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    Default Re: Black Box

    My wife used to have a black box but it`s shaven now.



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