Acquired Paint Shop Pro Syndrome...

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Acquired Paint Shop Pro Syndrome

The Centre for Disease Control in Atlanta today announced the identification of a new disease.

Tentatively named Acquired Paint Shop Pro Syndrome, the disease is highly infectious. Scientists at CDC say the disease is caused by a bacillus called staphloaibrush because of its brush-like shape. Under the microscope the bacillus is long and slender with a bristle like appendage at one end.

Symptoms of the disease include feverish babbling of words, such as font, blade, image, fill, and talking about invisible friends such as Kittypoo, Luv2pnt,and Qeenfont etc. Additionally, symptoms include feverish trading and storing of filters, masks and plug-ins, and a 'groaning Graphics folder.

The disease is especially dangerous because it cannot only be passed along directly from one infected individual to another, but documented cases have been found where the sufferer caught the disease from reading a tutorial or joining a graphics exchange group.

The CDC says that while the disease is especially prevalent on an Internet Server called America Online cases have been found on other Servers around the globe.

Family members should be aware that while the disease may occasionally enter remission, it is at present incurable.

The patient should be given a quiet corner with a comfortable chair, ample supply of snack type treats, and good lighting. Interruptions should be minimized.
 

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I have grouchie and squirt for passing the disease on to me, but i would not trade it for the world..this is one disease that Im not ashamed to have contacted....:rofl:
 

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[QUOTE="kipper, post: 3336499]
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lmao ... good job!!! lol :kisses: :kisses:
 

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[QUOTE="kipper, post: 3336863]You almost made it on there as well...lol,[/QUOTE]

I'll admit I was surprised I didn't lol :blush:
♥♥♥♥♥
 

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[QUOTE="hortysir, post: 3336879]:waiting:


:raspberry:[/QUOTE]

May I ask what you's waiting for?
 

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[QUOTE="kipper, post: 3337105]May I ask what you's waiting for?[/QUOTE]

for you to subject Squirt to your awesome PSP powers! :D
 

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[QUOTE="hortysir, post: 3337990]for you to subject Squirt to your awesome PSP powers! :D[/QUOTE]


Forgive me lord for I am dim...lol