Amazing Amazon reviews. Adds welcome

Bamber

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I was going to post this in the "Misfit toys" thread as one of the most unlikely computer simulator games ever...



...then I read the reviews and decided to create a thread for Amazon reviews as those on this product are so humorous. Read them here: Street Cleaning Simulator
 

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Back in the eighties I knew a woman who bred rabbits for showing. She obviously had more than she wanted to keep, so advertised the surplus. Some of her callers got upset when she asked "Do you want it alive or oven ready?"
 

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Your search "CREAM TO MAKE YOUR PENIUS SHRINK" did not match any products.

Poor Kipper, looks like there's no such product. He'll have to stick it in a bucket of ice instead.
 

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Banana slicer



Banana slicer

Example:

This is a great fruit slicing solution and is long overdue. However, this product is not compatible with Apples. Are they working on an Apple version?
 

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"So happy with my purchase, would recommend to friends and definitely buying again!"
 

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thankfully, I've not needed such a product, but it's good to know it's there and it's not paradise for the fleas! lmao