Ant puns (please add)

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The play on the word "ant" in this thread: http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-videos/160939-ants-song.html

reminded me of a scrapbook of my dad's from the 1950s. He had cut a whole series of ant pun cartoons from a daily paper of the time and pasted them into this book. I'm pretty sure the scrapbook no longer exists, so I'm starting this thread as a replacement. As the title says, please feel free to add to it.

 

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An English teacher, who was dreadfully afraid of insects, while on a picnic screamed like a little girl when he saw there was an antonym.
 

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She had trouble working out what sort of insect it was; she was no antomologist.