Bakers Dozen

squirt

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1. Brush my teeth
2. Have a piss.
3. Clean the litter box
4. Remove contact
5. Turn off the TV
6. take the dogs out
7. Kiss my wife goodnight
8. Lock the doors
9. Set the alarm
10. Make the coffee
11. Get nekkid
12. Turn the thermostat down
 

brilor

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1. Brush my teeth
2. Have a piss.
3. Clean the litter box
4. Remove contact
5. Turn off the TV
6. take the dogs out
7. Kiss my wife goodnight
8. Lock the doors
9. Set the alarm
10. Make the coffee
11. Get nekkid
12. Turn the thermostat down
13. Say a prayer.

Next Cat things we doing on waking up.

1. Switch off the alarm
 

brilor

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1. Switch off the alarm
2. Stretch
3. Go to the bathroom
4. Turn on coffee pot
5. Put jammies on
6. Same as Squirt.
 

squirt

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1. Switch off the alarm
2. Stretch
3. Go to the bathroom
4. Turn on coffee pot
5. Put jammies on
6. Same as Squirt.
7. Slide into my slippers
 

brilor

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1. Switch off the alarm
2. Stretch
3. Go to the bathroom
4. Turn on coffee pot
5. Put jammies on
6. Same as Squirt.
7. Slide into my slippers
8. Open the blinds
 

squirt

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1. Switch off the alarm
2. Stretch
3. Go to the bathroom
4. Turn on coffee pot
5. Put jammies on
6. Same as Squirt.
7. Slide into my slippers
8. Open the blinds
9. Fill food bowls
 

brilor

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1. Switch off the alarm
2. Stretch
3. Go to the bathroom
4. Turn on coffee pot
5. Put jammies on
6. Same as Squirt.
7. Slide into my slippers
8. Open the blinds
9. Fill food bowls
10. Check my email.
 

squirt

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1. Switch off the alarm
2. Stretch
3. Go to the bathroom
4. Turn on coffee pot
5. Put jammies on
6. Same as Squirt.
7. Slide into my slippers
8. Open the blinds
9. Fill food bowls
10. Check my email.
11. Let Ricochet in
 

brilor

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1. Switch off the alarm
2. Stretch
3. Go to the bathroom
4. Turn on coffee pot
5. Put jammies on
6. Same as Squirt.
7. Slide into my slippers
8. Open the blinds
9. Fill food bowls
10. Check my email.
11. Let Ricochet in
12. Wake the kids
 

Manzy

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1. Switch off the alarm
2. Stretch
3. Go to the bathroom
4. Turn on coffee pot
5. Put jammies on
6. Same as Squirt.
7. Slide into my slippers
8. Open the blinds
9. Fill food bowls
10. Check my email.
11. Let Ricochet in
12. Wake the kids
13. Hugs my dogs