Brain candy mind games

Sexylady007

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Well sweetie I'm sorry your feeling down in the dumps and you are in pain, i hope you know i pray for you and your cared about Just don't lose hope Aladdin you hang in there my friend maybe when summer gets there for you, you will start to feel better my friend.... And i know you may think i'm crazy but you would be so wrong.

Okay to answer your question that's a guy thing lol I remember my brother loved to turn things inside out
so no for me i like to keep things the way they are....

What do you like most about the opposite sex???



 
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I like the comfortable feeling I get when I am with a man I am attracted to. Unfortunately, it seems I will never experience that feeling ever again.

What is your favorite style of clothing?
 

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Never say never my friend, he will come when you less expect it.....


I love bling on my blouses & Cool jeans with something on the back pockets

Tops like this


Jeans like this..




What is your number one top pet peve?
 

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People that get in front of me on the highway, and then slow the fuck down.

Have you ever felt the need to force another driver off the road?
 

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Just this morning a 80 yr old man in front of me going 30 in 50 mph lane I went around him But it does get on my nerves lol


What are you most proud of?
 

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My relationship with God. I could not imagine life without a supreme being that loves me.

What is your most disgusting habit?
 

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​I don't have any Disgusting habits.....


Where is the craziest place you have ever had sex?
 

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[QUOTE="TwiztedAngel, post: 4549572]I like the comfortable feeling I get when I am with a man I am attracted to. Unfortunately, it seems I will never experience that feeling ever again.

What is your favorite style of clothing?[/QUOTE]

We really need to work on that negative 'tude you have about your future hmmmm
 

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[QUOTE="Sexylady007, post: 4549785]​I don't have any Disgusting habits.....


Where is the craziest place you have ever had sex? [/QUOTE]

No disgusting habits? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight lmao :sarcasm2:


Hmmm craziest sex place... the beach i suppose. Not as romantic as it sounds though. Sand is incredibly hard like rock when yer pounding away, and it gets on and into everything.



Next Question:

ever had innappropriate thoughts about someone else's partner? Or worse, ever acted on them?
 

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thought, yes ... acted, no. Temptation is bad enough. (oddly, the ones whom act on their impulses seem to be the ones with partners ... even tho those partners are scum)

What is the longest you have gone without sex? (I'd bet I got ya beat)
 

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Mr.Aladdin I know i'm far from being perfect But I really can't think of any thing Disgusting that i do...
I may fuff every once in awhile but that's a body function that all humans & animals have.....



One month



What is your favorite kind of music/band?
 

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one month? try 20+ years!

I can't say I really have a favorite band, but my favorite music type is Metal.


What is the hardest thing you have ever had to do?
 

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[QUOTE="TwiztedAngel, post: 4549856]one month? try 20+ years!

I can't say I really have a favorite band, but my favorite music type is Metal.


What is the hardest thing you have ever had to do?[/QUOTE]

Leave the love of my life at the cemetery.

What's the most embarrassing "fuff" you ever did...

(psssssssst SL im tellin Koni and we're gonna set up a fuff-off in the clubhouse bwaaaaaaaahahahaha )
 

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[QUOTE="01Aladdin, post: 4549857]Leave the love of my life at the cemetery.

What's the most embarrassing "fuff" you ever did...

(psssssssst SL im tellin Koni and we're gonna set up a fuff-off in the clubhouse bwaaaaaaaahahahaha )[/QUOTE]


the first time it slipped out in front of hubby and he made fun of me until i turned red from Embarrassment lol


Have you ever been in a fist fight?
 
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[QUOTE="TwiztedAngel, post: 4549856]

one month? try 20+ years!

OMG Honey you need some relief before you explode lol Wow that's along time you could be a nun:hmm:

 

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[QUOTE="Sexylady007, post: 4549864][QUOTE="TwiztedAngel, post: 4549856]

one month? try 20+ years!

OMG Honey you need some relief before you explode lol Wow that's along time you could be a nun:hmm:

[/QUOTE]

Its so bad: we recently got new neighbors. One is a guy just 2 years older than me, living with him mom... and single. I'm thinking he must either be gay, or is a professional wanker that will talk to my mom, but I do not exist.
 

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[QUOTE="TwiztedAngel, post: 4549879][QUOTE="Sexylady007, post: 4549864]

Its so bad: we recently got new neighbors. One is a guy just 2 years older than me, living with him mom... and single. I'm thinking he must either be gay, or is a professional wanker that will talk to my mom, but I do not exist.[/QUOTE]

Im not sure anyone who lives with their mommy after age 20 (unless she is an invalid and he is taking care of her) is worth chasing anyways.
 

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[QUOTE="Sexylady007, post: 4549861]

the first time it slipped out in front of hubby and he made fun of me until i turned red from Embarrassment lol


Have you ever been in a fist fight?
[/QUOTE]

Just once. I was a teen, two bully assholes were pokin me around the door post during a big school assembly. It went on for maybe 10 minutes till i got up and planted a beauty right on the big ones face. Knocked the fukker over i did too. Course,he got back up n him n his asshole buddy popped me a few too. Still, mine was the best, and i never had problems with either of em again. But it was the first and only time i have ever in my life raised a hand in anger.


Next question:

In the coming fuff-off, should flavour, texture, density, quality and depth of sound be point scoring as well as smell and volume?
 

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Good for you my friend, see & they left you alone & i'm proud of you that you never raised your hand in anger again....



Now for your fuff off You are so funny I'm sure Koni will win hands down lol

Next question

What do you rate yourself as a kisser on a 1 to 10 scale?
 

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your scale is not adequate. On your scale of 1-10, 10 being the best... i'm easily a 25.

And dont bet on Konifer just yet. As kids, and before my mother went off the rails, she used to fart us to extinction. Girlfarts might be dainty, but they will shred the mucous glands of an adult male nose and leave them bleeding from the rancid stench.



Next Question:

In a fuff-off between Koni and SexyLady... who would you bet on?