Check the Sex of your Computer!

Manzy

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Check the sex of your computer - It's Fun

- First open notepad
- Then copy/paste the sentence below

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love YOU"

- save the (file > save as > love.vbs)
- Now double-click it


Check what your computer says

Mine is a female lol :giggles:
 

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I'll look into it and try again when I've got more time :blow:
 

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[QUOTE="LilMissPurrfect, post: 4780751]Female....
But she kind of sounded pretty bossy.
:huh:[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Makes "I love you" sound like a command.
 

KingHomie

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I'm not sure what to copy and save.. I copied all of this,, CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love YOU" - then I did save it to my desk top save the (file > save as > love.vbs) - Now double-click it
When I double clicked on it I got exactly what I saved also do I have to do something with sound or????

go ahead and laugh ,, then think back when you first got a computer :rofl: but, most of y'all know I don't know much about computers,,,,,,,
 

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It says copy and PASTE.. So copy the sentence by highliting it, then in notepad right click and paste it.. Then save as and name the file love.vbs. (It will save as a txt file) Then double click to open it and yep there is sound
 

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#9
Way to complicated for me Manzy but I really like your down on the farm siggy lol
 

Manzy

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[QUOTE="Country17, post: 4780928]Way to complicated for me Manzy but I really like your down on the farm siggy lol[/QUOTE]

Why thank you I used to live on a farm in my early high school years we did chores and everything lol
 

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No wonder why you have such guns lol I splashed around in a galvanized tub too, but I did not look that good lol
 

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I got the guns from going to the gym lol

on the farm I got guts... to milk cows, tend to the horses, watch my uncle chop the heads off chickens :hide: make butter, tend to 500 geese oh yeah lol
 

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#14
needed to include "put on headset or turn up speakers" lol it may have been working all along lol

my computer is male, with a deep sexy voice lol :2thumbsup:
 

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#15
WOOHOOO!! :wolf whistle: :whistle:

mine sounds like the girl that does the siri's voice for the iphone/ipad lol