Chocolate Anyone?????

sexysadie

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Some useful facts about chocolate
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Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived
from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in
the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is
dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too
slowly.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot
car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your
appetite, and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to
protect themselves. (We're testing this with other snack foods as well.)

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a
balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way,
at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in
one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you
can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An
entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can
you?
 

sexysadie

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goldeneagle said:
sounds like you like chocolate....lol,,,I'll have to try some with my coffee

Chocolate is sweet, silky smooth, tastes devine and is very addictive...lol...what's not to like about that?...LOL Oh, and you only get to eat it on special occasions...it goes straight to the hips...LOL...Thanks sweety
 

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You know why God is a man?
Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate. - Carrie Snow

What does a man have in common with a bar of chocolate?
He's sweet, he's smooth, and he usually goes straight for her hips.

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she
can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home in a hot car. - The solution: Eat it in the car park.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one go. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.

If you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
Maybe you shouldn't have bought so much! (grin)

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
You can't let that happen, can you?


(Note: Some of these appear in this post and another post, but I just posted the complete list. How's that for checking Searching the thread history? )
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Chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers also supply meat so you've now got all the food groups.
 

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[QUOTE="mytime, post: 3847426]You know why God is a man?
Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate. - Carrie Snow

What does a man have in common with a bar of chocolate?
He's sweet, he's smooth, and he usually goes straight for her hips.

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she
can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home in a hot car. - The solution: Eat it in the car park.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one go. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.

If you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
Maybe you shouldn't have bought so much! (grin)

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
You can't let that happen, can you?


(Note: Some of these appear in this post and another post, but I just posted the complete list. How's that for checking Searching the thread history? )
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Thanks for the bump...lol
 

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[QUOTE="sexysadie, post: 1566126]Some useful facts about chocolate >>> [/QUOTE]

Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
But.. but… am I not your Dark Chocolate and you my sweetener…

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Never thot your milk jugs were just ONE step away…

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Guess that cherry is long gone.. but am sure to act like a fruitcake if I bury my straw in your berry…

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
And what makes you think it is just over my hands.. and do you really want me to rush?

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Alright.. if that’s what you want.. let me get my treat in the parking lot.. if you’re not too comfy in the backseat, I’ll let you stick your toes outta da window..

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
You must have eaten the wrong bar… after tasting my toffee, you’ll be begging for more..

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to
protect themselves. (We're testing this with other snack foods as well.)
Never done it on top of the fridge, but am never one to shy away from adventure.. but if u want me to jump on top of you from the fridge.. it better be a small fridge… I still have one too many crushing calories rolling around and might turn you into squashy sadie..

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Dunno about white chocolate.. my sense of adventure in threesomes is f-m-f.. lol.. Counteract? More likely to be a knock-out round on who gets to be eaten by you..
Balanced Diet? A regular diet of Dark Chocolate is more likely to throw you off-balance..

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
Yup… always welcome to drink from my fountain of youth..

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
So am I # 1 in your list now?

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
Box? I don’t come in a box.. I will go in one.. let’s not talk about boxes.. L

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
Dayum.. Freezer?!?! Brrrrrr… You’re not supposed to make me cold.. you need to keep me HOTTTTT

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
I might.. if they don’t start mass producing edible undies for you soon…
 

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[QUOTE="sexysadie, post: 3853978]lmao...you really DO have an answer for everything, don't you?[/QUOTE]
you know I can't talk with my mouth full.. (told u.. the stuff is not just on my hands.. and I ain't in a rush).. you'll have to wait for my answer once I'm done eating.. lol
 

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[QUOTE="sexysadie, post: 3853982]aha well keep talking with your mouth full..........I like it...;)[/QUOTE]
can't help it.. ur so delicious ... chocolate doll....
and if you won't get off my lips... u better get used to my muffled mumbling accent..