Famous Last Words ... (feel free to add! ♥)

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* What does this button do?

* It's probably just a rash

* Are you sure the power is off?

* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

* Pull the pin and count to what?

* Which wire was I supposed to cut?

* I wonder where the mother bear is

* I've seen this done on TV

* These are the good kind of mushrooms

* I'll hold it and you light the fuse

* Let it down slowly

* Rat poison only kills rats

* It's strong enough for both of us

* This doesn't taste right

* I can make this light before it changes

* Nice doggie

* I can do that with my eyes closed

* I've done this before

* Well, we've made it this far

* That's odd

* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

* Don't be so superstitious

* Hold my beer and watch this​
 
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#4
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment!
 

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[QUOTE="numbr77, post: 3231477]What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment![/QUOTE]

that's called a groaner!!! lol :nana:
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[QUOTE="Goodgrief, post: 3232216]"I hate seatbelts."[/QUOTE]

that's not a speed limit, it's just a suggestion ... lol