Famous Last Words.....

stevent222

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Famous Last Words

I'll get a world record for this..

It's fireproof.

He's probably just hibernating.

What does this button do?

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV
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These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

Let it down slowly.

Rat poison only kills rats.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes.

Nice doggie.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well, we've made it this far.

That's odd.

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

You know you are too

And you know your to old...

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Ms.Diablo50

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4226723]"hold my beer and ya'll watch this ... " lol :hide:[/QUOTE]




You know the cops don't like it when you ask them to hold your beer... They are still on duty and can't participate. :nono:




:snigger:
 

Ms.Diablo50

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[QUOTE="stevent222, post: 4227379]
" You can have it if you take it out of my cold dead hands."​
[/QUOTE]



​Are you mocking me? lol lol lol lol lol
 

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[QUOTE="Ms.Diablo50, post: 4227440]​This won't hurt a bit,,,,,,,, It's just a little prick and it's all done![/QUOTE]
It's a holiday; leave him be!...
...oh, sorry, got the wrong little prick.
:snigger:
 

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You get to keep you doctor.:rolleyes: Mission accomplished, read my lips no new taxes.:DI did not have sex with that woman.:ROFLMAO:Its safe to vacation in other unstable countries.:DLeak free.:ROFLMAO:driverless cars are safe:ROFLMAO:Thats not a cold sore Johnny.:ROFLMAO:Playing with excrement is popular and safe.:poop:(n)socialism works, says no Cubans.:ROFLMAO:
 

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Come in Jodi I still love you:eek:4 door "sports cars" keep their value.:ROFLMAO:New crossover cars are individual and they make you cool.:ROFLMAO:My new Dodge challenger is cooler than a 71 cuda.:ROFLMAO:that modern airliner is made of fiberglass so its safer and stronger than an old alloy heavy. haaaa!:ROFLMAO:I still will have my cock in the morning when sleeping with Elana Bobbit.:eek:Timing belts are stronger than timing chains and they last longer said stupid Johnny the shade tree mech.:rolleyes:Tough dudes love to watch the view with out smashing the freaking tv with a sledge hammer.:ROFLMAO:Gender neutral dudes do good in a Honkey Tonk, Erp.:ROFLMAO:(n)I have to concentrate on my career no children now, said any barren broad today. Oh well you got your job..what? oop, do-it!:rolleyes::eek::unsure:I'm an individual and not self centered said no Snow flake...:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

The Big Red One

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Mind that ice berg said the capt. of the titanic. ;)Its going to be a good day in Perl harbor, don't pay any attention to those Zero's they just enjoying a nice sunny day flight.:eek:Employees of this restaurant must wash their hands.:unsure:Now wheres my Immodium, mallox, and anticids, going to be a long nite.:eek:The free trade act benefits Mericans.:ROFLMAO:Downsizing makes sense, somewhere there is a Rich dude laughing at the off the gridders.:ROFLMAO: thZQPP0Q6Q.jpg Oh that's ok, its just Oak Cliff, South Dallas, South Chicago, its safe to drive at night, don't worry about breaking down here, folks are caring and helpful, said no-body in a graveyard.:unsure::eek:
 

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My brother once said, standing my the lake: (but not his last words) "Wonder if the ice is frozen enough?"
Back in the late 70's I went out to the middle of a lake in Erie, my kinfolke were on the shore line bullshitting, and they saw me wander out. Crack I fell in and went under the nice and cold water, a relative grabbed my winter coat, and pulled my ass out, I had pnumonia for a week. It sucked, but im here writing this so im good to go.:cool: