Famous Last Words.....

stevent222

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Famous Last Words

I'll get a world record for this..

It's fireproof.

He's probably just hibernating.

What does this button do?

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV
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These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

Let it down slowly.

Rat poison only kills rats.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes.

Nice doggie.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well, we've made it this far.

That's odd.

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

You know you are too

And you know your to old...

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stevent222

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My brother once said, standing my the lake: (but not his last words) "Wonder if the ice is frozen enough?"
 

Ms.Diablo50

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4226723]"hold my beer and ya'll watch this ... " lol :hide:[/QUOTE]




You know the cops don't like it when you ask them to hold your beer... They are still on duty and can't participate. :nono:




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Ms.Diablo50

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[QUOTE="stevent222, post: 4227379]
" You can have it if you take it out of my cold dead hands."​
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​Are you mocking me? lol lol lol lol lol
 

Bamber

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#11
[QUOTE="Ms.Diablo50, post: 4227440]​This won't hurt a bit,,,,,,,, It's just a little prick and it's all done![/QUOTE]
It's a holiday; leave him be!...
...oh, sorry, got the wrong little prick.
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