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#9
- Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops.

- Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt.

- Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan.

- Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids.

- Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy.
Ask waitress for application.

- Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.