Gay Jokes

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I remember having a massive falling out with my dad over our taste in women.

He liked them and I didn't.

 

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Gay Pride has been given a boost after Security Services flew the Rainbow flag at the Headquarters of MI6.

Bosses refused to confirm or deny that there is a special agent called OOoooh7!.

 

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Is the rainbow the symbol of gay movements because it's bent over?

 

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Rainbows all over today.

Spare a thought for homophobic leprechauns.

 

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I'm glad they didn't fly the rainbow flag over the home office in London at today's Gay Pride event.

Most youngsters nowadays wouldn't know who Georfrey, Bungle, Zippy and George are.

 

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Last night I took a homeless man to my place for a nice hot bath and a meal. I felt it was the right thing to do.


I just couldn't see myself fucking him when he's all filthy and starving.

 

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Do gay Irishmen take Viagra just for the crack.

 

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Gay niggers make me want to puke.

Gay Asians tend not to have big enough cocks to activate my gag reflex.

 

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My son came home and told me he got cum all over a girl's face.

I was so proud until he told me it was a fart that did it.

 

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What do you call a gay butcher?

Mincer.

 

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So it looks like gays in Ireland will finally be able to marry.

Okay priests, don't go getting excited, it doesn't apply to you

 

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Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
A: Apparently he's been in A Few Good Men.

Q: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gayboy?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

 

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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up as an alter boy.

 

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Meet my two new friends. Ben Dover and Phil McCrackin

 

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Did you know there is a direct correlation between Muslim laws that prohibit homosexuality, and the laws that denigrate women?

They wanted to make sure nobody ever played for the other team.

 

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Two Irish poofs, Ben Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzben.

 

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A lesbian goes to a nutritionist because she has indigestion.

The nutritionist says, "It's simple - you are what you eat."

So the lesbian turns to her and says, "Are you calling me a cunt?"

 

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Have you heard about the new treatment doctors are prescribing depressed lesbians?

It's called Trydicagain.

 

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
Single

 

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What's the difference between a Lesbian in a porno and a real life one?

About 12 stone.