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brilor

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#1
I remember having a massive falling out with my dad over our taste in women.

He liked them and I didn't.


 

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Gay Pride has been given a boost after Security Services flew the Rainbow flag at the Headquarters of MI6.

Bosses refused to confirm or deny that there is a special agent called OOoooh7!.


 

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#3
Is the rainbow the symbol of gay movements because it's bent over?


 

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#4
Rainbows all over today.

Spare a thought for homophobic leprechauns.


 

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#5
I'm glad they didn't fly the rainbow flag over the home office in London at today's Gay Pride event.

Most youngsters nowadays wouldn't know who Georfrey, Bungle, Zippy and George are.


 

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#6
Last night I took a homeless man to my place for a nice hot bath and a meal. I felt it was the right thing to do.


I just couldn't see myself fucking him when he's all filthy and starving.


 

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#8
Gay niggers make me want to puke.

Gay Asians tend not to have big enough cocks to activate my gag reflex.


 

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#9
My son came home and told me he got cum all over a girl's face.

I was so proud until he told me it was a fart that did it.


 

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#11
So it looks like gays in Ireland will finally be able to marry.

Okay priests, don't go getting excited, it doesn't apply to you


 

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#12
Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
A: Apparently he's been in A Few Good Men.

Q: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gayboy?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
 

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#15
Did you know there is a direct correlation between Muslim laws that prohibit homosexuality, and the laws that denigrate women?

They wanted to make sure nobody ever played for the other team.
 

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#17
A lesbian goes to a nutritionist because she has indigestion.

The nutritionist says, "It's simple - you are what you eat."

So the lesbian turns to her and says, "Are you calling me a cunt?"


 

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#18
Have you heard about the new treatment doctors are prescribing depressed lesbians?

It's called Trydicagain.


 

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#20
What's the difference between a Lesbian in a porno and a real life one?

About 12 stone.