Gay Jokes

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#41
Two gays are sitting at the bar.

One says to the other: "Can I push your stool in a bit further?"

 

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#42
Turn the bar stool upside down then four uphill gardeners can sit on it.:rofl:
 

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#43
Sue Perkins has stated that she has suffered from a non/cancerous brain tumour for the past seven years which prevents her from having children.

So nothing to do with being a 45 year old lesbian then?


 

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The Great British Bake-Off host, Sue Perkins, has suffered with a brain tumour for the last eight years which has "stopped me having a baby."


I'm no brain surgeon, Sue, but I think not liking cock played more of a part.


 

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#45
I Typed "Bi Curious" into Google maps
Luckily it advised I continue straight.
 

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#46
I've got a homosexual mate who's also a magician.
Every time we go out for a drink, he keeps disappearing with a poof.

 

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#47
Whats the difference between Elton John and Clint Eastwood ? Clint will make your day where's elton will make your hole weak


 

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<section class="jokeText" itemprop="text" style="box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 23.807998657226563px;">Dave and Steve are sitting in a bar talking about their childhoods.

Dave says "What's the most painful memory from your childhood?".

Steve replies "When I was ten years old my Dad caught me with glitter on my face. He gave me the beating of my life as he thought I was gay".

"Wow. That was a bit of an over reaction wasn't it?", replies Dave.

"No" says Steve. "To be fair he had a point. I had just been to one of his concerts". </section>


 

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#49
I knew the weather would be nice at the Transvestite Parade

After all, the sun always shines on TVs


 

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#50
Star Wars fans will be taken to a modern galaxy when a major new character reveals he is homosexual, I bet he has been to Uranus a million times!
 

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#51
Earlier today my mate came out and confessed that he was gay. Although he didn't put it in so many words, I knew what he meant when he told me ...

He was giving me a blow job.


 

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#53
Homosexuals have been allocated their own Patron Saint;

St Francis of the cissies.


 

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#54
"What did you think when you lost your virginity, Koni?"

"That's the worst sex I've ever had."


 

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#55
Elton John wants to meet the Russian president to discuss the ban on gay rights.

I reckon he's just hoping he'll be Putin his cock up his arse.


 

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#56
So 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds
that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister.



 

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#57
My son asked me, "Daddy, what's at the end of a rainbow?"

I replied, "A bunch of gay gays bumming each other."


 

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#58
Don't forget to tune in to Ireland's RTE channel for their brand new game show tonight.

Mr. & Mr.


 

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Paddy & Mick are in the pub celebrating the yes vote for gay marriage.

"Oi think it's great dat gays can now marry," says Paddy.

"Oi agree," says Mick, "but oi'm confused."

"What's confusing you, Mick?" asks Paddy.

"Well, Paddy, which one wears the engagement ring?"

"Easy," says Paddy, "the one who pops the question gives the udder one the ring."

"And which one wears a wedding dress?" asks Mick.

"Easy again," says Paddy, "the one who got the engagement ring wears the dress."

"Ah," says Mick, "oi think I'm getting this - so the one with the ring and the dress also gets taken up the aisle?"

"That's quite enough," says Paddy. "I don't mind discussing the ceremony but not the consummation."