Groaner thread (please add)

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THE WEDDING


At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked, 'if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, it was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.'

The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor. Everything quickly turned to chaos.

The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying. Then slowly the groom's mother fainted. The Best Men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.

There was absolute silence in the church.

The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward. What do you have to say?"

"We cannot hear you in the back"
 

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Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick, as she claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell.

In a statement she said "the super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis"