Groaner thread (please add)

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Why do Swedish Navy boats have barcodes?

So they can Scandinavian!

 

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A new owner has been found for Newcastle United. Sheikh Anvac claims he will put the freshness back in to the club.

 

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A new owner has been found for Newcastle United. Sheikh Anvac claims he will put the freshness back in to the club.

 

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.

 

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My parents have admitted to me that the night I was conceived they were both really drunk on weak Aussie beer.
It's never nice finding out you're a Fosters child!

 

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The Proclaimers lawn is getting a bit long, so they have been to a number of B&Q stores looking to buy something to cut it with.

They've been to Bathgate, no mower, Linwood, no mower, Methill, no mower, Irvine, no mower.

 

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It's going to take another 3 years to get Big Ben up and running again, ridiculous considering they're working around the clock.

 

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People call me apathetic, but I don't care.

 

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never understood that myself lol

 

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I was out driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looking very miserable. I thought to myself.....that guy's heading for a breakdown!!!