Groaner thread (please add)

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Why do Swedish Navy boats have barcodes?

So they can Scandinavian!
 

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My parents have admitted to me that the night I was conceived they were both really drunk on weak Aussie beer.
It's never nice finding out you're a Fosters child!
 

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The Proclaimers lawn is getting a bit long, so they have been to a number of B&Q stores looking to buy something to cut it with.

They've been to Bathgate, no mower, Linwood, no mower, Methill, no mower, Irvine, no mower.
 

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I was out driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looking very miserable. I thought to myself.....that guy's heading for a breakdown!!!