Groaner thread (please add)

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Who says dads can't think on their feet? And the innocence of little kids

A little girl asked her Mom,

"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?²

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat.

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.

The little girl goes to the garage and says,"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?

I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here.

Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline,

and dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said,"OK, you can go now, but keep

Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?²

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,

so another dog is pushing her home.
 

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Working Late Again, Are We?


A married man decided to work late to be with his young secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.







After work, he invited his secretary to dinner.

It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had sex for two hours.

Afterward, the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck.

He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.



After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet him.

Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to fight off the affectionate animal.

Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!"

"Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse.

"Look what he did to my breasts!"