Happy Fall to You my Friends here at the Roo

stevent222

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"HAPPY FALL TO YOU"
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From one pumpkin to another!
A woman was asked by a coworker, "What is it like to be a Christian?"
The coworker replied, "It is like being a pumpkin."
God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you.
Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff.He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed.
Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see."

This was passed on to me by another pumpkin. Now it's your turn to pass it to other pumpkins.I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch.
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Thank you for commenting on my thread Thietbinoithat306 although I have to ask you one little question.

What does it say? I speak English what is you languages? If I knew that at least then I could google it
 

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LOL! That is what I was going to ask Tokentoo too. HA!.

Yes I wasn't about to click on anyone of those freaking links, HA! And I see he or she has been busy.

AND just wanted to say to that person; "Thanks a lot for f++king up my nice thread."
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I really like your post Steven thank u for sharing:blowhearts:[/COLOR]
You know Birdiegirl I was thinking of you when I posted this.

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Oh Birdiegirl I found it it's the Triangle icon in the lower left hand corner of that persons post, right new to where we give rep points.

Click that and write to Jokeroo's staff that you want that person kicked off of here.

Cause they are the only ones that know that person I.P. number.

Also tell them you want that persons home address and telephone number so you can keep calling that person on the phone day and night.

And when you get that persons home address. you can then call the police on them saying sh*t like I hear screaming and yelling and thought you heard a women's voice yell "OH PLEASE DON'T KILL ME" The police would be there in seconds them.
Or call the fire dept. and say you were walking by that person's home and that you smelled gas.

Then when the fire dept has gone then call the police again and tell them that you heard gun shots at that address.

Hope that everyone clicks the report key and does this. Oh I mean just report. Jokeroo will get sick of all the reports to this persons spamming and will do something right away cause I know jokeroo hates Spammers too.
 
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[QUOTE="birdiegirl85, post: 4120052]where do u find the report buttons??[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE="stevent222, post: 4120094]LOL! That is what I was going to ask Tokentoo too. HA!.[/QUOTE]

The 'report' button is on the lower left hand side of a post. It's an exclamation mark in a triangle.
 

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Thanks Bamber just sent one to Jokeroo hope everyone does too. This is what I wrote to Jokeroo.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B]

Dear Jokeroo;

This person is a SPAMMER and really F'd my really nice thread up.

I know that you at Jokeroo have everyones I.P. number I WANT IT TOO. Cause when I find out here this person lives I want to spam his/her home telephone day and night. Then when I find out this persons home address. I'll make them really wish they were not spammers.

Thank you Jokeroo:

Steven T. Ganz aka/stevent222
 

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Happy Fall!

(If you don't want to write a book when reporting, you can just write "SPAM". I Have a feeling we will be doing a lot more of these as word gets out that this is a "fun place" for spammers and trolls.)

 

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ... it's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! lol :bigsmile:

:bravo: :blowkiss:
 

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To Autumn

Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness
Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun,
Conspiring with him how to load and bless
With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eaves run;
To bend with apples the moss'd cottage-trees
And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core;
To swell the gourd, and plump the hazel shells
With a sweet kernel; to set budding more,
And still more, later flowers for the bees,
Until they think warm days will never cease,
For Summer has o'er-brimm'd their clammy cells.

Who hath not seen thee oft amid thy store?
Sometimes whoever seeks abroad may find
Thee sitting careless on a granary floor,
Thy hair soft-lifted by the winnowing wind;
Or on a half-reap'd furrow sound asleep,
Drows'd with the fume of poppies, while thy hook
Spares the next swath and all its twined flowers:
And sometimes like a gleaner thou dost keep
Steady thy laden head across a brook;
Or by a cider-press, with patient look,
Thou watchest the last oozings hours by hours.

Where are the songs of Spring? Ay, where are they?
Think not of them, thou hast thy music too,-
While barred clouds bloom the soft-dying day,
And touch the stubble-plains with rosy hue;
Then in a wailful choir the small gnats mourn
Among the river sallows, borne aloft
Or sinking as the light wind lives or dies;
And full-grown lambs loud bleat from hilly bourn;
Hedge-crickets sing; and now with treble soft
The red-breast whistles from a garden-croft;
And gathering swallows twitter in the skies.

John Keats
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4121438]that was great, Bamber! :bigsmile:

:clap: :clap:

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'Tis one of my favourite poems. I love this time of year, especially when there are crisp, misty mornings.
 

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[QUOTE="Bamber, post: 4121449]'Tis one of my favourite poems. I love this time of year, especially when there are crisp, misty mornings.[/QUOTE]


I've never tried those Misty Morning Crisps, must be a new flavour...:heehee:

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