- Dec 7, 2003
A friend came into work looking like he just lost his favorite dog. I asked "what's wrong?" He said he went to a nude beach for the first time over the weekend. He was watching some girls playing volleyball, and got a hard-on. I said "That must have been pretty embarrassing." He said "That was bad, but it wasn't the worst part." I asked "What was the worst part?" He said "Nobody noticed!"