Hillary Clinton Thread

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Hillary's funeral arrangements

While
Hillary is on a tour of Jerusalem, she suffers a heart
attack and dies


The
undertaker tells the Americans accompanying her, "You
can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her
here, in the Holy Land for just $100".



The
Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.
They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him
they want Hillary shipped home.



The
undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend
$50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be
buried here and you would spend only $100?



The
American diplomats reply, 'Long ago a man died here, was
buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We
just can't take the risk.'