hotter than hell

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The Big Red One

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The devil wanted a place on earth​

Sort of a summer home

A place to spend his vacation

Whenever he wanted to roam


So he picked out Texas

A place both wretched and rough

Where the climate was to his liking

And the cowboys hardened and tough


He dried up the streams in the canyons

And ordered no rain to fall

He dried up the lakes in the valleys

Then baked and scorched it all


Then over his barren country

He transplanted shrubs from hell

The cactus, thistle and prickly pear

The climate suited them well


Now the home was much to his liking

But animal life, he had none

So he created crawling creatures

That all mankind would shun


First he made the rattlesnake

With it's forked poisonous tongue

Taught it to strike and rattle

And how to swallow it's young


Then he made scorpions and lizards

And the ugly old horned toad

He placed spiders of every description

Under rocks by the side of the road


Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter

Hotter and hotter still

Until even the cactus wilted

And the old horned lizard took ill


Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom

As any creator would

He chuckled a little up his sleeve

And admitted that it was good


'Twas summer now and Satan lay

By a prickly pear to rest

The sweat rolled off his swarthy brow

So he took off his coat and vest


"By Golly," he finally panted

"I did my job too well

I'm going back to where I came from

Texas is hotter than Hell"
You know Squirt, I have lived in Germany, nice place to visit, people are polite as hell, I lived up north some areas were ok, I lived in Beaumont, humid, I had a German neighbor that was a captain of a oil containment ship, one polite as hell dude, but it was sweaty humid. Born in the south, staying in the south. I lived in VA, and beautiful Savannah Georgia, lovely ocean views, but again humid as hell, and some folks wern't too kind. But living in DFW is like a little slice of hot heavan! Its funny I hang out at the docks on my days off, and I see and hear a lot of northern kind folk being upset about the heat, being too hot, I gives em a smile and a nod, to let em know Welcome to Texas, stay cool brother!;):cool:
 

stevent222

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Only time I spent in Texas was that Dallas Fort Worth International Airport for a lay over. And yup it was hot there too. Ha! I still have in mind to move when Texas becomes a Country cause living in Southern California is no freaking picnic with their really fucked-up corrupt Politicans.
 

The Big Red One

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Only time I spent in Texas was that Dallas Fort Worth International Airport for a lay over. And yup it was hot there too. Ha! I still have in mind to move when Texas becomes a Country cause living in Southern California is no freaking picnic with their really fucked-up corrupt Politicans.
Move on over, its nice and new here, only one thing I noticed lately is the powers that be are putting up too many toll roads? Weird stuff, I will call the gent in charge Mr. Ted Cruise, and let him know to many toll roads! LOL!:cool:
 

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Now squirt, ill let you in on a little secret, im 3rd or so cousin to this guy, some folks say I look a little like him, I hope I don't get his heart condition...:rolleyes: 1565062659993.png I laughed when I found out, these folks have a large German family in N. Carolina, and Penn state. My family claimed it, I did a dna test to confirm it, Shhh, don't tell anyone..LOL!;)